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Explain to me why we give a shit about Sam Worthington Biddle Bradford when he defines unexceptional in every way possible.
Stugotz is a one-man New Day.
Shaq sucking any man’s dick would have Super Bowl ratings. Shaq sucking Kobe’s dick would have World Cup type ratings. Don’t lie, even if you were uncomfortable, you would watch.
You’re quite handsome Nathan, especially for a girl.
Toyota thought Eminem’s “Lose Yourself” was the greatest rap song ever. Toyota has listened to one rap song.
If you’ve followed combat sports (boxing and MMA) for a long time, there’s always a “once in a generation” draw bullshit that inevitably comes along every 5 or 6 years that people will pay money to watch. Ali -Leonard - Tyson - De La Hoya - Pacquiao/Mayweather - someone else. Same thing with MMA Gracie - Shamrock -…
We throw the word genius around a lot in regards to our entertainers. 99% it is undeserved. I’m not a massive fan of his, but even I know that Prince was a fucking genius.
I’m not sure which car fits him the best, but I’m sure he buys his clothes from Bonobos.
I did the ESL thing in South Korea in the countryside. Working at a girls middle school, my students were some the nicest kids you’ll ever meet. So it was disconcerting when I saw the math teacher (a man with a perpetual smile) scraping a branch on the window sill in order to remove all the splinters and proceed to…
Imagine how some of the other Gawker people feel when they envision a potential employer googling their name and seeing the stories they wrote for Gawker as the top results.
Some girl in Colorado will show you.
If someone knows about being hated on the internet, it’s Tavarish.
It’s kind of funny that something that can have massive repercussions is virtually ignored by most people and media outlets. Did I say funny? I meant really fucking depressing.
From what I’ve read, the new Camaro is more of a driver’s car than the Mustang.