HE LITERALLY GHOSTED HER!

Uniforms.

Everyone needs to calm down about this. Mr. Met only has four fingers . . . he is the JPP of mascots! . . . he is incapable of giving anyone the middle finger because he doesn’t have one to give.

What’s not to love?

Is it just me or does this theme song sound like Gangster’s Paradise?

The friction goes all the way back to the beginning, when Mike thought his name should be first.

Mike, obviously.

Juice is liquid candy.

Unfit for the job? Certainly. Stupid? I don’t think so. Stupid doesn’t get millions of people giving him free press and propel him into the White House. The man is a genius at marketing himself. He is simply unfit at running the country.

Isn’t this just a teensy-bit homophobic?

“If you’re that distracted, don’t go to the movies”

I know it’s not an “emergency” becuase you’re still in the fucking theater. You’re phone is a giant blinding light flickering.. it’s not about staring at your selfish ass. I didn’t pay good money to watch people yank out their phones every minute and a half

Sorry, but he did not have any material of that sort. (And for the record, I believe he 100% he sexually abused children.) The “child pornography” and “torture/gore images” found in the police raid were from handful of art books (among thousands) that you can buy on Amazon or down at Barnes & Noble that featured works…

What happened to you Lifetime? You used to be cool.

This just proves what I’ve always believed: bicyclists are history’s greatest monsters.

He died doing what he loved, having a heart attack on a mountain.

I don’t see why not, WWE performers have already won elections for Governor of Minnesota and President of the United States, so Knox County mayor should be no sweat.

This headline is so misleading and it’s so, so shameful of you to frame the situation like this. The GIF caused him a seizure. He’s epileptic. Yes, that is assault when you do something with the intent of hurting someone else, whether it’s just a GIF. That troll put him in danger knowingly. Epileptic seizures are…

Bank of America destroyed this country in 2008