Jets/Fools Camp Meld Steals Berms

Willie Beamen could not be reached for comment.  

I was going to give you a star for a nice sarcastic take, then I read the next followup and realized you are serious.

I would love for him to come back for no other reason than to have my son see him play. He has never watched him but somehow believes he is the best player ever. I’m not saying I want my kids dreams crushed but I’m not saying I don't either. 

Whatever keeps him off the streets. 

You leave out the consequences for his family if he doesn’t...

Swing and a miss.

You know who did have a problem with that? Salah.

Or he knew full well the consequences of *not* doing the photo. (“Özil’s defense of the photo-op—“having a picture with President Erdogan wasn’t about politics or elections, it was about me respecting the highest office in my family’s country”—can read as weaselly over here in America, but then again Americans don’t…

This person either fails to understand perspective, or is deliberately trolling for clicks. *Checks byline* Of fucking course.

This is good. 

I think it’s great! I’m glad the refs didn’t take issue with a young All-Star getting his game on and get him fed to the rules when he hit the ground running. Yes, he’s looking kinda dumb with his finger and his thumb in the shape of an L on his forehead. But the years start coming and they don’t stop coming, so it…

Man Dies After Secret 4 Year Battle With Gorilla

I saw Into Darkness the day it was released and enjoyed it a lot. Now I’m kinda afraid to rewatch it for fear of all the Itoldyousos in my head if I don’t like it.

Neymar is a fucking assclown whose sense of entitlement is even bigger than his skills. He deserves a yellow card for his histrionics and it’s baffling refs turn a blind eye to all his unnecessary writhing on the pitch.

What’s so dirty about how Brazil plays?

I felt so badly for Japan. It felt like they were dominating the second half, they just couldn’t capitalize on their many other chances to score.

Any team that resorts to playing Fellaini deserves only the worst.

Also is it just me or does it seem like every four years, the world realizes that Japan can fucking play? The fact that were somehow ranked 61st on Earth is an utter joke

Usually because the wall reacts by charging out and cutting down the angle even further (which if you watch you can see the Swedish defender do). That was an insanely good shot, and if he hadn’t been able to put so much curve on it, it would have hit the defender.

Boateng’s red was a blessing in disguise because it forced some variety into their attack. Boateng was leading every charge into the Swedish half which is...not ideal.