I like how in the same breath you decry xenophobia, you label all Texans as drooling backwater idiots.

Stay classy.

COCK OF DOODY MODERN GAYFUCKSTUPID

“this is just a cookie”

“My mouse, honestly, I could care less about.”

You mean could NOT care less about. Huge pet peeve. 

Oh well. I’m sure this article sounded better in your head.

Mind the gap!

Wow. You’re an asshole.

“Perhaps.” * Continues to completely ignore the previous comment *

No one seems to understand the VERY OBVIOUS CONCLUSION if this information is to be believed.

Step 1: Find narcissistic asshole who will do anything to satisfy his or her narcissism.

Keep in mind it’s much more likely to be an alien SHIP than the alien itself.

Wow... You actually deleted my comment. Nice.