“thegrapevine.theroot.com”?

God damn that is a tasteless picture, I don’t care what your stance on abortion is.

Wow. You didn’t even make it past the article’s headline without a typo this time. You should get a medal.

KOTAKU’S READERSHIP IS FLAGGING QUICK PUMP OUT ANOTHER SEX ARTICLE PUN INTENDED

But anyway I find it funny how the ESRB breaks down what’s allowed: “There shall be a maximum of ten moans, no pelvic thrusting, and only minimal gyration, LEST YE BE CURSED WITH THE DREADED AO RATING”

The limit is what the market supports, as stated. I personally cannot afford to pay someone 400k to speak, if that was your dumb question.

Drivel - the original name for the Gawker Media Group.

$400,000 is too much to pay anyone in the damn world to speak at a single event. I don’t care who you are. Now, sure, the market supports it, proof by example... But the market supports a lot of things, some of which you complained about above :)

Perfectly reasonable to say that $400,000 is too much to pay a speaker,…

At least you managed to get one sentence in before the first typo...

No, let’s boycott this bullshit “tech” blog turned personal-reality-agenda-pusher.

Fuck Gizmodo. I don’t know if it was ever a good blog, but it sure as hell isn’t now. It actively harms the community with misinformation and half truths.

fack

Every comment I’ve seen from you in this column has boiled down to “help, i’m illiterate!”

Were you sexually deprived in your youth or something? I swear that 75% of the articles with implicit or explicit sexual tones on this website were written by you. It’s almost like you’re trying to prove something...

“Old” and “lazy” are not the same thing

You’re asking for a lot; fixing these things would eat away at the Jezzy editors’ misandry time

It should have been No Man’s Snap...

I’ll tell you what they are! Clickbait.

Just wait for the remastered version on the Switch U

Lol

“MOM HELP I CAN’T FILL IN THE BLANKS WITH ALL THIS BILINEAR FILTERING, I NEED AT LEAST TRILINEAR TO HAVE A GOOD TIME BECAUSE MY ENJOYMENT OF ANYTHING IS PREDICATED ON HOW LITTLE IMAGINATION IS REQUIRED TO CONSUME IT. ALSO I WILL ONLY DATE MUTE AND DEAF SUPERMODELS!”

I RAISE MY DONGERS AT YOU SIR

Why does NO ONE understand that you can force the Switch to output at 720p in the system menu? Then you get the improved particle effects, shadow filtering, and draw distance of the switch version, with the undocked mode’s performance, making it superior to the Wii U version in every way.