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    Given the absolute clusterfuck that is Shelby’s Lunch System, I fear little was actually learned. 

    Who could have guessed an ancient Soviet-designed tin can would outlast all of NASA’s manned space missions. Soyuz has more staying power than a Russian Fiat.

    Stay Fancy, Motherfuckers

    Stay Fancy, Motherfuckers

    I have a shameful confession to make. Until I started working here, I didn’t read much Jalopnik. Like, at all. I…

    It is my opinion that the 737-Max should be scrapped in favor of a clean-sheet redesign. This would be devastating to the company. It is also necessary. Everything that Boeing has done since the crashes has only reinforced that for me.

    Part of the reason why we are in this debacle is that the airlines wanted an updated…

    so early foresters? 

    Surprising to see him get the sack as an edge rusher; usually Peace comes from within.

    Despite flying over on average 4 times a month, bad turbulence still fucks me up sometimes. And that’s even knowing that in the last 40 years of commercial aviation there have only been a handful of fatalities from turbulence (almost all of which were because passengers were not wearing their seatbelt) and no plane…

    Was on a commuter jet and got a couple real hard sideways slams as we descended through a cloud layer. I credit the pilot for getting on immediately and saying “It’s fine, it’s ok”. But I remember instinctively reaching for the armrest and the whole thing came off in my hand. I giggled to myself and thought, oh great,…

    Mazda is CHARGING for that firmware update?

    Make it 3.4mm so I’ll still have to buy an adapter! 

    “Today’s youth loves digital, but also analog things like records, and Polaroid photos. So we’ve added an all-new, not offered on last year’s model, analog two-way iAudio port. It’s simply beautiful, and really opens up a world of accessories. You know why we did that? One word: Courage.”

    “Hey... you’ve got a broken Q-tip sticking out of your ea... oh never mind.”

    On the contrarian side, my 93 year old Dad drives his LaCross on a daily basis with no trouble whatsoever. On a recent visit, he demonstrated to me that he was competent and able to control the car as well or better than many younger drivers out there.

    I’m not taking Brooner’s side, but I fail to see how a twenty-odd year old sexual assault conviction is relevant to this matter...

    As a big box mobile manager I can promise you its much simpler.  Those willing to pay $750 will often pay $1000 and those that don’t want to would rather pay $600.  Period.

    I was a submariner (specifically a Torpedoman) for 24 years, I’ve already arranged to be shot out of a torpedo tube at test depth off of Hawaii.

    If Disney was smart, they would embrace this and charm a nominal fee to place your loved one’s ashes in a properly established location within the parks.

    Yeah, but usually my rain gear is nowhere near me when that happens lol.

    Yeah, but usually my rain gear is nowhere near me when that happens lol.

    Doesn't it rain down super hard once every couple of years in the desert? Your raincoat will last a lifetime :-)

    Doesn't it rain down super hard once every couple of years in the desert? Your raincoat will last a lifetime :-)