Vin Scully. The GOAT of all the GOAT’s.

What the holy hell is going on with that man’s entire head? It looks like he went to the plastic surgeon and said, “I’d like to look like a demented Cabbage Patch Kid, please.”

LOL. For a second, I thought this was a guy standing there with a clipboard to measure what happens.

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH.

nah bro. fall is da best. fuckin best apples ever, beautiful sunny skies and crisp air..gtfo wit dis shit.

The creepiest thing about this makeup is that he looks more like Elijah Wood than Johnny Depp...

I drive a Prius. Does this negate every single “shoulda bought a diesel bro” comment on Jalopnik I’ve been forced to read over the past 10 years?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU GUYS?

I must say - I’m usually not fond of the Adequate Man posts, but this is one of the good ones.

He thought he was a rock star, but he’s really just a monster.

I had to get through three sentences until the bile stopped rising in my throat, and then I got it. Well played.

good kinja

Michelin Star dining 101: Chef’s tasting menus are for hipsters, you know what you want and how you want it better than some tattooed culinary school hero.

Yea, but is Flacco elite?

The picture is a little blurry so it was nice of them to blow it up.

This site pumps out a fair number of “let’s celebrate these drunk, gross losers” and I really don't get it. Even if this article is 100% joking, it's a shitty, gross joke.

Upon learning that Ralph was from New Jersey, the arresting officer, Shane Borba said, “Everything adds up” and released her.

I imagine there will be less opposition than there has been against trans women, since nobody thinks being female is an advantage in swimming.