Fuck that shit. Germans like to win.

Even a rare turd is still just a turd.

We really look back on things like this with rose tinted glasses, this is terrible.

Honda Insight? More like Honda “Hindsight”.

Can never beat this one, sorry.

“I’ll have a cheeseburger, Frenchfries, and the ice cream sundae... Oh, and a vanilla milkshake.”

That’s my goal!

You know, when I’m in my cage and I see somebody on a sportbike hauling ass up to me about to pass me, despite the fact lanesplitting is illegal where I live, and it still annoys me they are driving like a douche, I don’t try to block them or start trouble like an asshole. Why is this so hard for people? What part of…

YOU ARE COMMENTING A LOT THESE DAYS BROTHER

This is on Jezebel because... his mother was a woman?

...and how do you get hepatitis from tea? Is it picked by hepatitis sore covered hands and never cleaned?

Vin Scully. The GOAT of all the GOAT’s.

What the holy hell is going on with that man’s entire head? It looks like he went to the plastic surgeon and said, “I’d like to look like a demented Cabbage Patch Kid, please.”

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH.

nah bro. fall is da best. fuckin best apples ever, beautiful sunny skies and crisp air..gtfo wit dis shit.

I drive a Prius. Does this negate every single “shoulda bought a diesel bro” comment on Jalopnik I’ve been forced to read over the past 10 years?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU GUYS?

I must say - I’m usually not fond of the Adequate Man posts, but this is one of the good ones.

He thought he was a rock star, but he’s really just a monster.

Upon learning that Ralph was from New Jersey, the arresting officer, Shane Borba said, “Everything adds up” and released her.