Fuck that shit. Germans like to win.

Even a rare turd is still just a turd.

We really look back on things like this with rose tinted glasses, this is terrible.

Honda Insight? More like Honda “Hindsight”.

Can never beat this one, sorry.

“I’ll have a cheeseburger, Frenchfries, and the ice cream sundae... Oh, and a vanilla milkshake.”

That’s my goal!

You know, when I’m in my cage and I see somebody on a sportbike hauling ass up to me about to pass me, despite the fact lanesplitting is illegal where I live, and it still annoys me they are driving like a douche, I don’t try to block them or start trouble like an asshole. Why is this so hard for people? What part of…

But getting the seeds out of the permagranate is such a pain in the ass.

You somehow think that is funny?

Maybe we should provide you with a “safe space” free of ridicule and judgement... Where you can cry about everything that hurts your sensitive feelings.

“It’s also worth pointing out that the demo only offered the man’s perspective, so I hope the final library is less gender normative.”

YOU ARE COMMENTING A LOT THESE DAYS BROTHER

Thank you for writing an article about how marketing is marketing and how it exists.

Can you fix the article too? Apparently you were high on stupid while writing this. Otherwise most phone updates would qualify under your claim of changing nothing.

The 16GB iPhone SE will go for $399 while the 64GB variation will go for $499.

Statistically, you are more likely to go to prison...

On the other hand, that might work as an anchor...

This is on Jezebel because... his mother was a woman?

...and how do you get hepatitis from tea? Is it picked by hepatitis sore covered hands and never cleaned?