Maybe he is a “Friar”

But this looks dangerous...

“It’s called the “red x”, and it’s on my crotch.”

I am Steve Jobs

A divorce lawyer is one step below an abortion doctor.

So they want to receive all of this AND still get welfare checks?

If only they could come up with a system that spares you from having to hear Speedy Ortiz music... now that would be an accomplishment.

Just two dudes having a conversation about homosexuals.

Is it true what they say about slightly below-averaged size hands?

Is it true what they say about slightly below-averaged size hands?

Beater it may be, unworthy of synthetic oil it is not.

*barf*

The real tragedy here is that no courtroom sketches of the hearing were produced.

That’s the ugliest vagina I’ve ever seen

I would gladly send a nude selfie if Amy Shumer promised to never send anything nude of herself to anyone ever.

Yet he’s telegraphing his movements with such incredible accuracy?

Gawker Strives to Suck the Fun out of Anything and Everything Enjoyable

What effect can I apply to rid the page of this lousy font??

Democrat does something bad: “Everyone does this!”

WE NEED ATTENTION

I’m pretty sure we already knew these things about these two.