Oh, sad Previa…

I want to die like my grandfather — peacefully, in his sleep. Not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Tell me about it. I'm a (non-practicing) licensed massage therapist. When I went to school there were nothing but new-age "energy aligning" granola eating fruitcakes in the classes AND most of the instructors. My Kinesiology instructor (the study of muscles bones and joints, and how the body moves) was an…

This is so sweet, but I'm afriad someones going to bash them for the car choice. My mom wants either a range rover or audi R8.

Much better. I'd compare the action to Samurai Jack (same creator). I think most of it is on YouTube.

but a jalapeño and cheese double Whataburger with grilled onions is hard to top

If you knew anything about Rally racing you would know that the smaller the car the better...

Oh, ok. You're an idiot.

You realize they made that crappy (Mini) car from 1959-1999, don't you?

I recently used a G37S Coupe to chase a drunk for about 15 miles on the highway before the cops could join on the fun. Ok its not a GT3RS, but it was still good times! I had 9-1-1 on speakerphone and kept assuring them I was doing 99km/h (100kmh speed limit) the entire time.

"No sir, Im not speeding, don't worry" ...…

Dear silly commenter,:

I was directing that at your author here, Matt Hardigree. I'm not namist (I have good friends named Matt, I swear) but all you Matts are the same to me; you're guilty by association.

You know, I'm quite shocked at this as well. Not really SHOCKED shocked, but surprised so many commenters are all "ew, Texas sucks tumbleweed no surfing". I'm a seventh generation Texan. My family fought Santa Anna in the Texas Army during the revolution. I love this state, but I don't HATE California. It's nice!…

I work for TTC in Gardena... Haven't heard a thing. Perhaps this move is all for the finance people and not us engineers?

I always enjoy this sort of thing.

You should be grateful that you have an Indian actress living in the UK to get offended on your behalf! She's doing it for you!

I live in Toronto, probably one of the most multicultural cities in the world. Like many, I didn't know what a "Slope" was until the first article.

I naturally thought they were making fun of the bridge they had just built.

you will be offended when they say so damnit!

It is a great performance car, but living in a city with bad pavement, and liking that newer FA engine. Yeah I'd go with the cheaper WRX myself.

What's a Jib?