What a poor choice of venue for sounding your trumpet.

I don’t know if Nissan would pay for them to shit on their ad lol.

I'd rather buy a BMW hooned by Clarkson than a Camaro driven by a Jalopnik employee

“...the most amazing part of this video IMO is the stupidity of the driver of the camera car.”

The “so he blocked his ass in” instead of just getting out of the way and getting the moron out of his life is where you lose me. Why the fuck would you want to hang out around a drunk and aggressive driver for longer than you have to? Especially near a fucking big rig.

NICOLE HITS PUBLISH

For three years I drove a WRX limited edition. I'm a scientist who wears khaki's, polo shirts and rarely wears hats (of the two I own - they all have curved bills).

Clarkson has been becoming a caricature of himself for at least five years. I think we could all agree that maybe a different perspective wouldn't be a bad thing.

You must be a blast at parties.

Raph, I may retitle this "How not to get into a pissing match with an author on a car blog". Win all the things, sir.

"A mistake was made..."

*jezebel

.....so the Daily Mail is basically Gawker now?

This is my friend's "average joe" model S.

To be fair...there's not caring, and then there's a 100 foot billboard lit up and flashing "HEY EVERYONE LOOK HOW MUCH I DON'T CARE"

You kinda called it on yourself with the neon "Look at how indifferent I am" sign.

God forbid someone interrupt the very apparent circle jerk thats going on about how awesome the P1 with Gulf livery is.

I was waiting for this "it doesn't affect you so shutup" argument. I'm not saying it couldn't help traffic (in fact I am saying there are more cities than you listed that could be affected) what I AM saying is that pursuing this on a national level doesn't make sense, especially from the standpoint of traffic easing.…

Surely it's about more than length. This car is 2" shorter in length than a GLA but I think we'd all agree it's a wagon.

Ferrari decided that real men don't use reverse, so they made the lever as humiliatingly small as possible. In fact, I think if you actually use it, the car catches fire. Luckily, our man Doug managed to own one without finding that out.