Oh HELL no, you are not saddling ME with being in charge of these fuckers! You give that shit to Steve, he says he can do it right after he gets off his shift at Applebees!

“Giuseppe Crow Laws” kilt me fxcking dead. L M F A O.

Response appreciated again. Having dealt with personal racial attacks/threats- and having faced insane amounts of logical gymnastics for people to prove that no “threats” have been made- I admit I am still trying to understand exactly how this system is supposed to work.

HAHAHAHA!! Carlos Danger would be too “ethnic” for Mike Pence. His fake name would be “Carl Caution.”

Oh no, even the loud mouth assholes would agree that he was fired for being a loud mouth asshole.

Dear Jimmy,

Well, I’m not a statistic; I’m a human being. And this was a personal choice it took me years to accept for myself, let alone reveal in a public forum. But I maintain that it is a valid choice, and one that I should feel free to make.

Yeah...maybe I’m misunderstanding, but did it occur to you that my comfort with children is due to that the fact that they’re not dependent on me, and my freedom is therefore always in sight?

And since the earth is already overpopulated and beleaguered, are you willing to consider that having children isn’t all that…

Wow after all this time...it seems like Ricky Gervais is scrapping at the barrel to stay relevant. He already did some David Brent Netflix spinoff that didn’t seem to get much attention.

Lol. I miss it! When spring comes around and you have adjusted and it’s OH MY GOD 40 degrees and you break out the tshirts.

They could have just posted: “Niggers!!!” and been more concise with their beef. Fuck Newsweek

Bro, I’m not trying to be callous but she’s dead and there is still a fight that has to be fought.

Those who want to honor her memory should really consider not only fighting for justice, but radical self-care as well. Eating well, addressing any mental health concerns,exercise, etc. We can’t fight for equality and freedom if we are trapped in unhealthy bodies.

Chapped Lip Twitter.

Can we stop judging ashiness? I’m in Ohio and slathering myself with shea butter and Neutrogena bath oil and vaseline on a daily basis while I run two humidifiers in my house yet I continue to dissolve into a pile of flakes.

He’s not. Pittsburgh gets cold as a motherfucker.

ChocolateChips and Dino were just speaking from the heart - I was just one more lady trying to back them up

2017 was the year I looked back at a lifetime of being defined as an “Oreo” by people and finally realized a lot of the white people who I used to hang out with and even be best friends with were kind of trash.

1. I am not a spy. I don’t have special training. I would be found. My kids would be given to him forever. I can protect them better if I’m not in jail.

She would be in jail immediately.