“Jon Favreau has done literally nothing that warrants giving him the reigns to a Marvel movie. An indie movie? An unprofitable kids movie? A Christmas movie? Please explain to me WHY he was given this job.” - a bunch of people in 2007

>That last point should be obvious, but there are still people insist on not using a case.

Dude couldn’t be more up in their junk.

“We should be negotiating. Putin wants peace.”

But following Musk’s actions, the drones “lost connectivity and washed ashore harmlessly.”

Feels like we’re getting perilously close to, “Computer, create an opponent capable of defeating Data.”

Having not read the books, and definitely not having read any of the wikis that spoil everything, I feel Rhaenyra will ascend to the throne immediately after her father’s death, as the rightful heir to the Iron Throne. She will have a long reign as a wise and strong ruler, and Westeros will live happily ever after. 

When I fly and they charge for the rest
Gonna fly with the airline that’s the worst
When they fly me telling me lies
Stuck with those jerks, the Spirit in the sky

Oh, Ron DeSantis is upset? Poor guy. He can fuck right off into the ocean.

“His only crime was being born delicious!”

I’d get this just so I could put the tin next to the tea tins at my brothers house next time we all get together for Thanksgiving. And put some of the condom discs in the box that holds his nespresso coffee discs

Sounds like nuclear reactor stuff. Will it change my DNA?

Agreed. I used to barbeque with coal (well, some coal in the briquettes) but ever since I stopped recycling, I’ve just been burning plastic. I agree that it’s “the new coal” in terms of ease of access, but wow does plastic-fired food taste awful. 

I would pay nothing for this.

This is a good question. I don’t know the definitive answer but my hypothesis (which is 100% pulled from my ass and is therefore completely unmoored from reality or canon) is that when a mommy Autobot and a daddy Autobot love each other very much, they program the gestation matrix with a random combination of their…

Man, I really hope GRRM ends his series with spaceships landing all over the place.

Lock Them Up! Lock Them Up!

The TVA waiting room is basically the West Side Highway impound yard waiting room in Manhattan at a time locked 7:30 a.m. on a Saturday. Do not ask me how I know.

Impossible. I’m unparalleled.

Look if I wanted to watch gratuitous sex and profanity I’d work at a old folks home is Boca Raton.