That's no way to treat a Rickenbacker bass.

I'd squanch that for a dollar.

*YAWN* Huckabee's really at his best when he's running cover for child molesters.

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Get used to it. This is what our news is going to look like.

Why does it have to be a white actor?

Not laughing at Larry the Cable Guy is easy. This show won't last a season before they run out of money.

The most interesting things about his show were the concept and the sets/design. Everything else was meh.

All other telelvision is just a means to bide your time until GoT comes back on.

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It's boring, not funny, and only women like it.

30 Rock re-runs would be cheaper and more entertaining.

I thought Kevin Nealon was great as the Weekend Update host. He didn't last long though.

Why is this show even still on?

I've always wondered about what the lives of single 20-somethings in New York is like. Why doesn't popular media portray this more often? It's like there's nothing out there about this.

What's the difference?

Modeling just sucks.

I think Colbert believes he has to play it safe for the all the olds that are watching.

"Porn made me cheat on my wife."

I'd hate for my last words to be,"Boss wants to know where is gas leak?"