“The appeal of the rescue is that it’s a happy ending,” says Janie Chuang without the slightest touch of irony.

As someone who spent a shitload of time in Iraq the “witty banter” is what keeps many of us sane. Shitty stuff happens every day, and many people use humor to try to help them get through it. It’s no different than useless platitudes from people who never really knew the guy. Both are designed to help the person…

There is absolutely nobody older than 9 years old for whom “Everybody’s doing it!” is ever a viable excuse.

You are the equivalent of the right-wing troll bemoaning the liberal bias of Gawker’s political coverage. If you think that any subject—9/11, Sandy Hook or, yes, even alleged sexual harassment—is too sacred to joke about... well, that’s a perfectly valid opinion, but this ain’t the best place to be getting your sports…

If anyone has reason to dislike Griffin and Cousins, it’s McCoy

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This was my biggest problem with Masters of None. How the hell can Aziz afford that apartment, with that furniture, on the salary of a commercial actor? His (presumably) rich doctor father? Then once I realized the whole show was about a whiny trust fund kid, I completely stopped enjoying it.

most toms are good, but tom ley is very bad.

Say what you will about Eli, but that goofball earned his rings. Those were some pretty baller super bowls.

elway was in the stable?

“This might be my last rodeo. So it sure has been a pleasure.”

I’d be very interested in seeing Christopher Reeve kick anything.

i actually like the part more when he suggested they kick a FG on third down...

You think people get idiotic over leaving a kid in the car for 60 seconds, try it with a dog.

Jerry is enamored of this idea that his team is full of plucky throwback-type grinders with attitude and baggage that he doesn’t care about because he can mold them. He likes his quarterbacks’ grins to be shiteating and skin white.

Ha. Yeah. I was referring to that long tracking shot of the battle sequence in the first 10 minutes as the moment I was like “See? This is why Birdman was crap!” Here’s the same technique used to actually serve the story and action vs. making it the big neon sign that says “look at this cool trick!” in Birdman.

The…

Easy. The World Trade Center reaction would be the one that doesn’t include the phrase “he missed it”.

If only cellphones existed in Buffalo back in the early 90's.

THESE VIKINGS I CALL THEM JULIUS CAESAR BECAUSE THEIR HOPES AND DREAMS JUST ENDED ON A BRUTAL SHANKING.

I was surprised how much I liked The Revenant, but it’s a directorial/cinematography triumph more than anything. My biggest issue is how can Leo be the best actor of the year when he’s not even the best actor in his own movie (Tom Hardy)? Leo should’ve won for Gilbert Grape, but everything he’s done in the last 12…