I’d be very interested in seeing Christopher Reeve kick anything.

i actually like the part more when he suggested they kick a FG on third down...

You think people get idiotic over leaving a kid in the car for 60 seconds, try it with a dog.

Jerry is enamored of this idea that his team is full of plucky throwback-type grinders with attitude and baggage that he doesn’t care about because he can mold them. He likes his quarterbacks’ grins to be shiteating and skin white.

Ha. Yeah. I was referring to that long tracking shot of the battle sequence in the first 10 minutes as the moment I was like “See? This is why Birdman was crap!” Here’s the same technique used to actually serve the story and action vs. making it the big neon sign that says “look at this cool trick!” in Birdman.

The…

Easy. The World Trade Center reaction would be the one that doesn’t include the phrase “he missed it”.

If only cellphones existed in Buffalo back in the early 90's.

THESE VIKINGS I CALL THEM JULIUS CAESAR BECAUSE THEIR HOPES AND DREAMS JUST ENDED ON A BRUTAL SHANKING.

Probably the most overrated NFL coach of all-time. Almost any half-decent NFL coach would have won that 1985 Super Bowl. It's a testament to him that they didn't win multiple Super Bowls.

The conclusion to this analysis does not make sense.

As noted, Hoyer had the most first-half turnovers in over a decade (four); he also played below-average (at best) the last time he played the Chiefs. More importantly, he also played below-average the only other team he faced a good defense this season (the Bengals).…

I still like how Nantz, before going to commercials, deplored the “violence” of the game. Then, the bumper on the return showed the Bernard and Roethlisberger hits in slo-mo.

I didn’t see this until the replay just now, but Shazier was doing a dance on the 50 yard line while Gio was still unconscious. How was he not flagged and ejected? And Nantz/Simms celebrate the hit! Afterwards, their only concern was calling the Bengals shameful for being upset that their teammate was almost…

That was just dreadful.

There are rules, Smokie.

This isn’t ‘Nam.

Jesus Christ. So much this. There is a LONNNNNNNG history of Oscars going to pretty people who torture themselves on camera or handicap themselves in some way. And, yes, it is a testament to acting... at least a certain type of acting. And not the type of acting that should be awarded statues (medals for endurance,…

I was surprised how much I liked The Revenant, but it’s a directorial/cinematography triumph more than anything. My biggest issue is how can Leo be the best actor of the year when he’s not even the best actor in his own movie (Tom Hardy)? Leo should’ve won for Gilbert Grape, but everything he’s done in the last 12…

Aww, Leo acts his little butt off in Revenant. He won’t win shit though. He just seems like dirty, angry Leonardo DiCaprio, trying too hard as always. Tom Hardy, on the other hand, was like a whole different person as Fitzgerald. His voice was unrecognizable. I don’t even think Leo deserves to be nominated really, but…

I spent a lot of my young life thinking I had to hate football to be smart. Had to shed my blue collar family’s habits if I wanted people to think I was Serious and Mature and Intelligent.

“They may be jabronis, but they’re still heavily armed and irrational jabronis, and the threat of violent death is the only thing that might deter them.”