the Malick reference is pretty spot-on. ‘The Revenant’ felt like it took the 3 or 4 really good parts of ‘The New World’ and made an entire movie out of it.

that kid and Tom Hardy had the two best performances in the movie. I like that they really made an effort to cast a kid with a convincingly 19th-century face too. He’d look completely natural in one of those old sepia Civil War photos

it really is endlessly depressing that awesome talents like Luck and RG3 got drafted by teams as loathsome and annoying as the Colts and Skins

we all knew the name of that goddamn song you liar. It was impossible to avoid

he saved Coughlin and Reese’s jobs far more than he did Eli’s

Argentina made it to the semi-finals in 2007 as well. If they win their next game it will be the farthest they’ve gone in the RWC

this argument might make sense if it weren’t for the fact that the general population is just as prone to domestic violence as NFL players, in some cases even more so.

lol you called it ‘sports ball’! I’ve never heard that one before :^)

and they’ve usually been right. Sure, they’re usually full of it if they claim that older generations were smarter/kinder/more noble/more inherently moral and good, but they’ve got plenty of evidence to back it up that they were indeed tougher.

that’s infinitely better than people who say ‘bro’ ironically

god I love the Raiders. I really wish they’d become relevant again

I hate Drew Brees

Depp wishes he actually was Hunter S. Thompson so bad

don’t remind me about the Whalers ;_;

we try our best to combine the worst qualities of both regions

I find this fat shaming extremely problematic and triggering. I’m literally trembling and crying right now. Come on it’s 2015!!!

I remember reading some article about Miley Cyrus having a gallery show of literal garbage she’d glued together. And said something to the effect of ‘yeahhhh it just like, made me feel really happy and shit, ya know?’

‘Listen, you want to live in a world where this record exists.’

the NERVE of these plebs daring to get intoxicated and enjoy themselves at a sporting event! It’s as if they’ve never read the village voice or visited my friend Connor’s microbrewery! I bet they don’t even own a single Pixies album. LOLZ

last season the niners fan submissions took the cake for the worst lack of self-awareness, unintentional hipster snobbery (ugh, look at the UNCOUTH RIFF RAFF we have to deal with at Niners games!) and humorlessness. This years crop of Broncos letters has kicked their asses up and down the park.