Another few:

Hawaii's got some surprisingly introspective thoughts.

This entire thread is making me cringe so hard and whine like a puppy that's been kicked for hours. I have this really bad thing with things involving eyes, especially considering I have a great deal of paranoia about going blind.

I get it!

Mabel and Cable, solely so Mabel can also be Deadpool.

Mabel's Declassified School Survival Guide

It'd be kinda hilarious if their names are Mabel and Abel. And then suddenly Dipper seems much less embarrassing of a name to go by. Wendy was right, his parents DO hate him.

Peridot being four years old is probably the least strange thing about her and honestly explains a LOT.

Got 'im!

"Fruit! It has two meanings!"

I'm pretty convinced (going off of no evidence whatsoever) that the yarn ball was a reference to "The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota".

People can just happen to have voices that don't traditionally match their gender/age. Hell, I'm a cis male well past the age of puberty and I still get mistaken for a woman on the phone all the time. I could make a drinking game out of how many times customers on the phone at my job have called me "ma'am."

On the plus side, you could probably get a voice acting gig as literally any character you want to play.

Every time Sour Cream is saying something, I can't help but think of Jim from Mission Hill. They're even similar characters in terms of attitude.

I'm around the same age as you, and I think my first exposure to an abacus was on an episode of The Powerpuff Girls.

Let's fix that with the ol' Wayback Machine: http://web.archive.org/web/…

With a splash screen showing up around him saying, "Hey kids! It's Mark Hamill!" "(applause)"

I still think the most beautiful subtle detail there was Jerry angrily using the weed whacker on the driveway as Rick lies depressed five feet away.

Let's just wait and see when the inevitable "Lick my balls!" line makes it into the show.

Man, that draft sounds like it has a lot of product placement in it.