That’s right — eating healthy vegetables is a partisan issue! *rolls eyes*

It’s unbelievable. My brother in law who is obese and pre diabetic goes off on Michelle’s eat well campaign. The lack of self awareness is stunning.

I have to say I love that a black woman is basically inferring that a white man is angry and crazy. Way to subvertly dismantle the stereotype, Michelle.

You should hear my Fox News obsessed parents sneer when I mention that my daughter’s school lunch offers fruit and veg every day. “Oh that’s Michelle Obama’s doing, no doubt.” Like how they’ve managed to criticize her for WANTING CHILDREN TO EAT WELL makes me fucking insane.

Uhh. No. Marla didn’t “get her ass knocked up.” Trump knocked her up. Women don’t “get themselves pregnant.” Some tool who refused to wear a condom did.

He also married her because she got her ass knocked up. He has probably spent a lot of time thinking of Tiffany as what Marla used to blackmail him into marriage.

This. What did this girl do to the Internet gods to deserve a bad picture at the bottom of every fucking website? Has anyone ever clicked on this link? WHAT DOES DONALD NOT WANT US TO KNOW ABOUT HER?

Tiffany,

So, he’s sexually assaulted several people in public, with many witnesses present. How is this asshole not in jail?

See what happened there?

Yeah, this is me. “My passive aggression knows no bounds, try ME.”

I would never have responded to her, got to school early, put my shit into the desk next to the window and been laying on the top bunk when that bitch opened the door.

I’m hard on Yoko but oh my god—What if you had a child and that child grew up to be a Nice Guy?! The horror.

I’m 31 now, and I remember having a conversation with a college friend when we were both 25. She was like, “do you remember being a kid and thinking that 25 was SO OLD, and that you would DEFINITELY have all your shit together by then? Like, 100% solid career track, white picket fence house, dog, husband, etc.”

You did not note in this story that S/HE ALSO SHOT THE DOG!

Except for men’s’ swimming. Yes, it is exciting to see who wins, but I would say 95% of the appeal is watching those boys come out of the water and adjust their suits.

I HATE THE PHRASE BONE BROTH!! I HATE IT! JUST SAY BROTH!!

He is not! He is forever 16! You take that back!

“They just looked unhappy and sad and again in the blue dresses, and I’ve been telling my husband for years something isn’t right, something isn’t right.”