I will ask my pharmacist.

Where are you?

Ah, sex. A topic with its very own special brand of dismissive misogyny (at least, when a woman is the subject).

You lost me at Michigan

Ah, the anti-semite’s favorite quote.

Here is a picture of my cat in a necktie. Discuss.

Hi Jezzies,

A Christmas miracle would be the breaking news CNN chyron “President Trump found dead in bed, KFC chicken wing lodged in his trachea”. I would burn down my Christmas tree for it, if there was a God that could thus be moved.

That right there is probably the biggest problem that we have with the fact that the electorate is skewed towards the old and the people with lots of time on their hands. If they were actively evil it’d be one thing. But the real problem is that they just don’t get that it was possible to fundamentally undermine the…

Jesus Christ, how exactly is having higher taxes worse than people paying $800/month premiums plus having 12K deductables? I’m pretty financially frugal and savvy, and I don’t have 12K sitting around. Most people don’t have 1K sitting around for an emergency, let alone several thousand. And when you file bankruptcy…

I had the most infuriating conversation with my mother last week regarding insurance. She votes Republican but only because she barely pays attention and thinks that they don’t do any of the bad things anyone says but will make her taxes lower. So already it’s annoying. Anyway, she calls me and tells me to call my…

Yeah, I thought it was a reference to the chonk chart.

That’s why a semi-truck with 200,000km (two hundred thousand kilometers, convert to miles at your leisure) is considered “brand new”. It barely ran a couple months.

That’s why you always pass up the guy who went by you 20 mph over the limit at the next light.

You’re discounting the Kansas factor.

For the month I lived in Kansas, I probably averaged 75MPH in a Ram 3500 Diesel everytime I went somewhere.

I’m bummed he didn’t play the genie. Just imagine him screaming at Aladdin.

I get the feeling that Jason Momoa is the bro-iest bro that ever bro-ed and that he would be fun to get drunk with once but would be exhausting to be around for any length of time. 

Yeah, this makes me think there must be an opposite of concern-trolling, right? I didn’t see anything body shaming about this, or even like, the model chick saying “I just wish these people cared about the fuel they put in their bodies” (barf) and instead, I think this like... outrage-baiting?

Totally agree.