That is a great question. Thank you for asking.

no she is referring to the “it” as herself which is why i wrote that she was deploying black men as “both object and misogynist,” although i’m mad now that i didn’t write “both object and objectifier,” as parallelism would have been better writing. fuck.

You need more stars.

I regret people in my family naming their kids stuff that rhymes with “Aiden”.

The nickname my other picked for me ended up not being the one everyone called me. Think something like “Marianne*,” where she intended to call me Mary, and had baby stuff made for me with that name, and I ended up being called “Anne” by everyone who knew me.

Even if a terrorist group or awful popstar came to notoriety with the same name

If I’d been a boy my parents were strongly considering giving me a name that had I been a boy and they’d done so I’d have spent my childhood and adolescence fielding the question “You mean like the Muppet?” and changed it by deed poll as soon I was legally able. But I was a girl. Fuzzy felt bullet dodged!

My mom likes my name just fine, despite it being one of the most common for women around my age. I like it too. It seems like, “Ugh, all the other kids in school will have that name,” has almost replaced, “Ugh, that name is weird and people will make fun of it,” as the common name fear, but really, it seems like…

I agree!

Haha I’m guessing you know EXACTLY who will be taking care of your kids when you have then and that is your wife. So gtfo with your terrible talking points.

His appeal to African-American voters in recent weeks: THINGS ARE TERRIBLE! IF YOU WALK DOWN ANY STREET YOU’LL GET SHOT 25 TIMES! VOTE FOR ME BECAUSE IT CAN’T POSSIBLY GET WORSE!

On Spaceship Earth with Rabbi Jesus Hillel Mohammad: clean! clean! hygiene is God’s commandment to humanity! Eternal Father! Absolutes None!

Multipurpose cleaner and totally whacked reading material! All-one all-one all-one!

I use both too. I alternate between them because it makes my skin look good

Bar soap is awesome, but you need to put it in one of those little net bags so it doesn’t disintegrate into a pile of slime. Also, I use bar soap and body wash. Am I alone, and the rest of you are all just filthy whores? (Please read that last sentence in a pirate voice.)

You youngsters also tend to say “us millenials” rather than “we millenials” and also misspell millennials, but you have it right with manbuns.

TRYING NOT TO BREED SUPER BUGS THATS WHAT. It’s like immune system boot camp.

BRB, going to buy 10,000 of these. The new wand applicator is duuuuuuuuuuumb.

BRB, going to buy 10,000 of these. The new wand applicator is duuuuuuuuuuumb.

I know this is Jalopnik so I will be taken out and shot for saying this, but this is why we need better public transportation and more walkable communities. So many people just don’t care at all about cars or driving and these are typically your inattentive drivers. They see a car as a chair in a box that gets you…