At least he is talking to an unbiased source about the matter.

Manning: Like Forrest Gump said, “I got you some ice cream.” Just kidding. It’s my balls in your face.

Fresh Off the Boat taught me about the “success perm”

I still think the best analysis I’ve ever heard of what happened was “The LAPD is so incompetent they couldn’t even frame a guilty man.”

I would be more ethical were I not so fucking lazy. Last week I ordered tweezers rather than swing by CVS on my way home.

here for it. their battery line is amazing (lol but it really is!!)

I feel like the one thing getting lost here is that there are plenty of times when I’ve had a non-Uber cab company treat me well or not consistently screw me over or be dangerous. It’s not like Uber is full of rude rapists; cabs in general can suck. I have yet to see that Uber is any worse than any other cab company…

An uber driver (who had a passenger!) hit my friend with his car, then gave her the finger and drove off. Uber, who tracks every driver with GPS, refused to help her learn who just hit her with their car. And who knows if the passenger reported it. Seriously everyone, STOP USING UBER! The convenience isn’t worth…

Yes. I’m only allowed to complain about one thing per year, and this is my thing.

Bea Arthur was a motherfucking queen

Growing up, I was aware there were at least two versions of history. The one that we learned in textbooks and the one my parents taught me. My textbooks were not going to have my history in them because we lost and the winners write the history. I imagine this is common for many other people of color. I don’t know how…

It almost sounded like a laugh track, or maybe I was hoping that it was a laugh track.

i mean

MSNBC has gone downhill, as well as CNN. Are there any good progressive or liberal programs left?

Yup! When I bring it up to the younger generation, they can’t believe it. It really wasn’t that long ago.

I don’t care what you wear but people who need work clothes do not hate themselves. Women have enough shitty messages regarding fashion and appearance, why are you adding more? Crap like that is not useful or helpful to anyone.

Me too, as I sit in my desk in an LE dress and LE boots.

While they are busy regressing...They should stop selling ladies slacks next... We don’t need em in the kitchen, ya know?

Equal and opposite reaction time folks:

I’m good at this. You ever read the “one hit wonder” comment chain on your Macklemore piece I did!??!