When you pick your seat pick one in the inner set. Most international flights have three sets of seats in each row: one on each side with 2-3 seats, and one in the middle with 3-5 seats. If you’re in that middle set, you won’t be able to see out a window. Plus, the flight attendants always ask people to close the…

There’s a whole website with stories of women voters who were born before suffrage and are voting for Hillary.

I don’t know how old your friends/their kids are, but I’ve noticed that they sort of come back when the kids are kindergarten age. Kids are only all-consuming for a few years and then they either don’t require as much attention or the parents just don’t care anymore, I’m not sure which.

This is the apotheosis of Halloween.

You probably use webmail - i.e. look at your email by going to a website using an internet browser, like gmail or yahoo. Email applications like Outlook or Apple Mail download all your emails to the computer’s hard drive. A lot of people prefer to use them instead of webmail; among other reasons, precisely because you…

Groups that assist domestic violence victims generally don’t only assist women who were abused by their intimate partner, but anyone who was abused by a household member - in this case, it was her roommate’s partner, and I think most places would consider her a domestic violence survivor. I’d start by looking or a…

Elizabeth Regina?

I’m uncomfortable with the fact that I’m so good at lying I never get caught. (Literally, i can think of dozens of lies I’ve told but not a single time I got caught.) Although it does me a lot of good in my career (and I’ve had some training that built on my natural good-at-lying instincts to make me fantastic at…

How is this shitbag even allowed to be in contact with his children? Even with just a felony incest conviction he should be an a registry and barred from interacting with minors. What the everloving fuck.

We must know different Cubs fans.

Hey we have that accent on the southside too.

The farther the Cubs make it, the more satisfying the look of dejection on their fans’ faces is when they finally lose.

Fuck that. Remember how supportive the Cubs were of the Sox fans in ‘05? No? Me neither. I just remember fucking Blago wearing a fucking Cubs hat to a press conference about the White Sox winning the World Series. Fuck the Cubs and fuck their fans.

I feel like it’s fine to, uh, respectfully appreciate the hours and hours she must spend in the gym, regardless of her position. Her whole body is amazing and beautiful. And damn.

If my collarbone looked half as good as hers I’d never cover both shoulders again.

Dying.

So, you can ask for the extra small/child size speculum. It’s a lot more comfortable for women who are fairly tight too. Not every doctor’s office will have them on hand, but they can order them if you ask in advance.

Welp. That’s enough internet for today.

They are likely his mother and grandmother too, or his wife and mother in law. Not that that makes it any better. But for a felony incest charge, he had to be closely related to the victim. I looked up the Montana incest statute and it covers parents, children, and siblings. So the victim was either his daughter or…

Just in time for Hillary’s birthday! If she’s anything like me, she’ll spend it in bed with a pint of Ben and Jerry’s and an SVU binge.