You are the most goddamned ignorant person on Earth. This article is proof that your IQ is so low, your continued living is not only a physical anomaly, but a logical one as well.

I don't get it. Not being able to enjoy art makes you dumb? Though this wasn't directly stated, it is implied, "...thinking of things to say so you don't look dumb."

I have a Ph.D. in Computer Science but I'm completely incapable of understanding or enjoy "art." I must be really stupid.

From my experience with "art."…