Personally, I hope every single one of these parents is hit with huge penalties and maybe even jail time and that every child is expelled. That said...

I really really really really hope that USC and all of the involved schools expel these students. They should be held responsible for the information they submitted on their applications, whether or not Mommy or Daddy was the one that initiated the fraud. 

Tastes better that way

I wonder what Ivanke spends on childcare per year. 

I wish people would stop equating the size of a stone to the beauty of a ring. It’s giant, that doesn’t make it beautiful. Or practical. Or wearable. 

Heat 2: Throuple Town

I agree with 90% of this- but I didn’t have an issue with Lyft of Budweiser. Lyft works very hard to be a socially conscious company and I don’t see this campaign as one that will generate any direct revenue for them. With Budweiser, I appreciate the honesty about sexism in past ads (although they didn’t need to go…

I love both of these women. Anyone else thinking buddy cop movie?

There’s a great moment on Dave Letterman’s show “My Next Guest” when he’s interviewing Tina Fey and he makes a dumb Golly Gee I don’t know comment about why there were almost no women in his writing rooms. She shuts him down in the most respectful, succinct way. 

Ovarian cancer is another one that may go for a long time with no symptoms. And when symptoms do appear, they include vague things like “feeling full”. 

Came here to say this. 

A lot of rapists don’t think they are rapists. They think the women want it. They think they are entitled. They think that one bad day or one bad compulsion doesn’t make them bad people. That doesn’t mean it’s true. 

Frankel and Hoppy are both awful, but it does seem that she actually attempts to keep her awfulness away from their child versus using her in a nasty divorce. No winners here.

Groupon peen. I’m dead.

Dear Khloe:

You could also argue the opposite— it’s better to do that when he kids are little, not when they are older and may feel the absence more.

The Baby Jesus/Fergie line is a quote from Stepbrothers, fyi. 

Counterpoint: No.

Not necessarily really short relationships, just that she’s had two short-ish marriages.