This is weird to me. I get not liking someone because of their personality, but it always strikes me as odd when people say they dislike someone because they didn’t reach their potential. I mean, it’s his potential. It’s not like he robbed you of something - it wasn’t yours to have in the first place.

What else were they expecting from Pirates?

Grøan.

Player 1: That kid is killing us.

I’m a Nets fan too! Life is terrible.

Because this is the NBA, there must be a third step.

You’re nuts, man.

Nah.

From FiveThirtyEight, it actually increased it from 23% to 35%, if Curry is out for the rest of the playoffs, or from 23% to 25% if Curry is back in time for the WCF.

Obligatory:

That’s completely different, bro. China has a lot more money than North Carolina.

Fuck off, 2016. Just fuck the fuck off.

*the hot popular girl in my high school bumps into me in the hallway before shooting me a derisive sneer and going to make out with her football player boyfriend*

Fuck you, Deadspin. Greg Oden deserves a 4th (5th?) shot.

Man, people suck sometimes. Everyone’s so eager to call this man a cheater when there’s a decent chance he’s just really stupid.

Nice Underhanded Bern

I have two hands

Watched the whole thing, wondering who might be in the depths of hell, and found out it was none of the people I was expecting.

Why was the anchor for the yellow team the anchor for the yellow team?

There’s always next game!