Or West Bloomfield, for that matter. The cops would swarm his ass if david showed up in that thing. They probably would even if he took one of his less rusty Jeeps. 

The context is that Yu Darvish fucked up three guys with a magic fastball

I’m not THAT much better than that, let’s  be honest.

“I was given directives, part of which I could follow but part of which I could not, and that was handing them over to the trustees,” he said. “I moved them elsewhere on campus where they could not be released. It’s the only time I ever moved an alumnus’s records.”

Every single hot taek ever should end with:

Hell yeah! He’s run his campaign with no corporate donors and that made some probably-corrupt Democrats reluctant to support/endorse him but people hungry for real change support him even more for that choice. I’ve been donating to him more than any other candidate in recent months even though I don’t live in Maryland…

Nice price or crack pipe

How can the SAME PITCH hit a man in the Arm, and another in the Head, and a third in the Chest?

Why do anything ever?

Are we sure that wasn’t the actual Gamora there...

#BlueKneesMatter

Sure it wasn’t this one...?

Likewise.

This has been one of the singularly good maxims to come out of the excellent “Yo, is this Racist?” blog, to wit: tolerance of racism, willingness to overlook it, willingness to enable it by not resisting it, downplaying its existence or effects, or willingness to normalize and legitimize it by not denouncing it loudly…

I remember seeing a quote last year somewhere that said: 

Clearly you are attempting to be humerus in your description of The President of the United States.

KILL IT WITH FIRE

That’s close, but THIS is what a demigod looks like

I’m not racist. I have white friends. Namaste!