“Anyone doing a Taco Bell run?"

I love Vince Carter more than at least one of my three children. And he’s on the heels of my middle kid, who is becoming a brat. 

I am of the opinion that anyone who refers to anywhere else as a “flyover” place is likely more small minded and ignorant than the person they’re trying to insult.

If you’re flying over Alaska, you’re probably going to Russia.

People always ask me if I plan to go back to where I grew up. Nah, man. I left for a fucking reason. I am smart enough to make a living in a ridiculously expensive city just so I can avoid the dipshits I grew up around.

I think that is the real issue behind co-ed sports — competition. At each level of competition, men are *generally* more skilled than their women counterparts. For example, the US Men’s basketball team would win 99.99999% of the time against the US Women’s basketball team. This isn’t because the WNBA players aren’t…

We don’t hate women, not all of us, we just hate the awkward double standard. Beat a woman at a sport and its expected, lose to one and you are ridiculed. Let her pass you and you get called out for being to easy on them, give a hard tackle and you are bullying. It is a no-win situation for men.

“hold my slice”

Louisville says, “What are we, chopped liver?”

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a school with so many people that are terrible at understanding the concept of negative PR and looking like dumbasses.

“Nobody seems to be talking about us anymore. They’ve only been talking about Ohio State for the past week. We need to do something to get back in the news.”

This is easily the 16th or 17th most disappointing thing I’ve read about Michigan State this summer.

I was living in a small town in Texas at the time, and I thought maybe this was how things were done. I see now that this is not so. I hope the procedure has changed by now.

This was only the second time I have ever shared that story, and I actually went back afterward and tried to delete it. I realized, for the first time, that I wasn’t overreacting and that this is exactly how abuse like this happens.

We were required to have a physical before entering Jr. High. When the doctor heard that I had had an orthopedic surgery on my feet, he made me lie on a table and remove my underwear. He then forced my legs open and ran his hands over my inner thighs to “look for additional scars”. He only stopped when I began to cry.…

I keep telling people--you don’t get rich by being smarter than everyone else. You get rich by caring more about money than anything else.

Alt-Right: “We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.”

Matt Christman is right about everything except pop culture. I don’t know how this happened

The Chapo hosts tend to be ironic more often than not. Knowing Matt’s style, he almost certainly said that with a smirk. Like, he genuinely doesn’t like games, but he probably said “uncultured swine” because ot was the funniest way to express the sentiment, rather than him actually unironically saying that.

Oh my friend, you could not be more wrong. There’s literally an episode where Matt spends about 20 minutes ripping into R&M and the people who love Rick.