You sir, are an asshat if you are equating bonding with 1.) shattering a guy's eye socket when he is defenseless with a sock full of change; 2.) messing up Kyle Turley's knee in similar fashion; 3.) requiring injured players to....oh hell, I should've just stopped with you're an asshat. You'll never understand what…

With respect to Michigan, the institution, I humbly submit the following: