Oh, honey. Nurses are very busy and stressed and it’s not uncommon for them to hand you the wrong baby.

“Just look around”

Only if she’s working as your mole.

At my monthly doctor’s appointment on Tuesday, there was a guy in the waiting room saying, “They’re arresting Hillary! Isn’t that great? About time!”

My newly-adult kid has (a) no desire to read news except from Snapchat, and (b) recently converted to a huge local megachurch. The stories she brings home are astonishing. I don’t think I hear the worst because I keep asking her to think critically, but:

Your article: “If the model isn’t certain, then what is it good for?”

I have this same sign over my mail slot:

I think we’ve finally tracked down the “people” who keep giving Trump all this juicy information.

Hillary’s
Undercover
Male
Alternative

She’s with Her.

hahahaha WE ARE ALL FUCKING DOOMED

Ashley going to the Peggy Noonan/Tom Friedman Journalism By Talking To Randos School. I like it.

Fuck you, fuckface.

i don’t think you know what that is

Sounds like someone applied for a job at 538 and didn’t get it.

I always just imagined him at the grocery store with like jergens and like five package of liver.

Well I live alone so I’m not throwing out a bar of soap regardless of how well fucked it is. What I’m wondering is how big are these bars of soap in which Buzzfeed thinks dudes can cut a hole large enough for their penis to fit through without compromising the structural integrity of their sanitary sex toy.

Currently

This story has some serious holes. But you’ve seriously built up a history of casting doubt on some plain as day items and false equivocations.

I think that there’s about equal chances it’s bullshit versus a vulnerable woman with a legit story got taken advantage of and now the situation feels like it’s spun out of control.