I bet he was going to set up the whole, “See, it’s only bad because a conservative candidate said it!” thing. His argument might have been that a liberal candidate would’ve gotten away with it. Such a shitty strategy.

What, about my first girlfriend’s curviness?

I’m assuming Curt’s one of the “liberal = feminist = man-hater/sex-hater” conservatives (which, let’s be honest, even the sleaziest of the Christian(TM) types would hesitate to defend this shit. I think...). So as a fellow non-PC-police, tell-it-like-it-is, sympathy-for-the-white-man type, obviously she was gonna…

I don’t understand people who say they can’t wait for this election to end.

SO MANY LAYERS in this. but let’s talk about how he starts the interview by first confirming that she’s a conservative, and that then naturally allows him to open up about how she obviously makes comments about “beautiful young men” who turn out to be 12-15 years old. And when she says “No, I’ve never done that you…

I think it’s creepy and weird when people do the “future heartbreaker” thing - it starts at a ridiculously early age though (my daughter was three, it was the mom of another kid at the daycare, I’m sure I was meant to take it as a compliment) so I mean the context is important.. but people are still sexualizing or…

I was thinking, based on his comments, he looks more like a guy explaining to Chris Hansen that the wine coolers and condoms in his grocery bag were purely coincidental and he was only there because his daughters friend “needed someone to talk to”

Schilling 2015: “We have to pass bathroom bills to prevent creepy perverts from gaining access to our daughters!”

On the field he was a really great player who played a key role in his teams winning 3 World Series and reaching one more. He is a solid Hall of Fame candidate, although I don’t know if he’ll get in. I’m a Red Sox fan, he was a huge reason why they won in 2004 and 2007.

“They knew! And they still lent him the money.”

“I don’t immediately jump to molesting her. I wait 10 years. But so we’re clear, I’ve called dibs on that.”

Could it perhaps be because this is the most important story in the country right now? That this horrible man is one of the two people who have even the slightest chance of leading this country starting next year? Could that be it?

Bob Dylan winning the Nobel Prize is nice, however, Trump is running for the office that comes with access to nukes and political power. I would say, trump is far more important than a single individual’s achievement.

Speaking of Luger’s, more press should have been given to the interview with his former butler, who casually revealed that Trump eats his steaks well done.

When I first saw the video testimonials, last night I thought this is exactly how he would deny these allegations. Then I saw pictures of what these women looked like at the time and suddenly it’s, “Things that make you go hmmm.”

I tried to watch part of that rally but gave up after five minutes. He proceeded from conspiracy theory to conspiracy theory with no natural segues - just a bulletpoint list of freeform rambling about different topics.

Oh I know. I totally think he did it. I think Trump gets off on getting any woman to say they would cheat on their husbands because he is that insecure and wants to know he is the best, just the greatest. Like you said it isn’t about the looks, but the power and control. But he also wants what in his mind is the…

Remember: this woman is a huge racist, or at least pretends to be one on TV.