I just asked a question so maybe try some decaf.

Ruining the very pants he was about to return....

That’s because he’s not trying to leave them impressed with the restaurant, just with him. And he thinks shitting on the little people is the most impressive thing a man in his position can do.

Adams went on to become a very successful senator and was a leading voice in anti-slavery and morality. As President he was our first truly progressive politician, but the status quo in Congress wanted to keep things as they were and the press attacked him. I’d rank him above Hillary.

Where was the restaurant? In Manhattan it’s quite possible for a supermarket to be close.

“Trump Steak Fries” are now available at abandoned Circuit City’s everywhere!!

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Two rapists walk into a bar...

Maybe he did, and we just live in the darkest timeline.

I think there’s a real possibility that he did not, but then Tyson accused him of it and told him that people said he had, which flattered him so then he started telling people he did for ego reasons.

I remember she publicly dated Howard Stern years back, so we know she is open to relations with gross caricatures of rich New Yorkers.

Commenting on a Concourse post is a sure way to let all of that internet algorithms know that you don’t want to hear about it.

Man your conservative businessmen friends from 1998 will love this joke!!!!

if you try hard and believe in yourself anything is possible

Thanks Ashley, now whenever we talk about Trump in politics I will just think about how we were this close to Mike Tyson solving this problem for us in the 80s.

Trump and Robin Givens (who was married to Mike Tyson at the time) had been rumored to be having an affair.

I’m in Nebraska where this is being debated. And it’s weird how rabid some of the pro-death penalty are. Some are pretty thoughtful and I can appreciate their logic, even if I disagree with it. But the guy who co-founded the pro-death penalty group here just seems like a nutcase, as does the governor who wants to buy…

Yeah buddy! Way to defend the Texas capital punishment policy. That needed to be done.

I have zero insight or opinion into James Broadnax’s guilt or innocence. But I believe with every fiber of my being that he should not be executed. No civilized society should be complicit in the act of killing any of its citizens. This is not an argument that every human being is redeemable or anything like that.…

The fact that we as a “modern” society subject other human beings to torture and death is a stain on America.