Holy shit dude. Calm down. Did you recently go through a divorce or something?

It’s like a distillation of Trump’s America. Relative expertise and quantifiable facts come second to one’s opinion of what things should be.

“absolute badass in the courtroom.”

That dealer gave me an idea, “What are the best dealership names?....coming soon, to Jalopnik.com!

That would make entirely too much sense. Plus no ratings in it.

you can see the Flying Elbow Cop thinking “THIS IS IT! THE MOMENT I’VE TRAINED MY WHOLE CAREER FOR! THE PEOPLES ELBOW!!!!”

“All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

I’m sure there are people out there that rent a car, put a blower on it, thrash it, then remove the blower before they return it