Oh! Do the thing you made up about thermodynamics! And how it was impossible for it to do LITERALLY EVERYTHING they just showed it do.

I’m a Ford guy, but the amount of effort you put into shitting on the Demon is kind of embarrassing dude. It’s a badass factory drag car that has lots of cool tech. That’s fun and awesome. You don’t have to buy one, but there’s no need to spend all your free time trying to talk everyone else out of buying one.

I can’t believe you were actually trying to convince people you were an engineer, or had drag raced before. Hilarious!

Remember when you kept saying it was just a gutted hellcat...and I tried to tell you it was more than that....

Again, DeWayne, you can’t tell me I’m worked up or that you’re the troll when you’re posting paragraph after paragraph defending yourself.

I don’t give two shits about C&D, who were telling EVERYONE this car was running AWD a month ago.

These numbers are NHRA certified, right? How is that less credible than MOTORTREND that has auto journalists running the strip in reverse?

It’s a motherfucking from-the-factory 800+ horsepower 9 second car with a warranty. Over promise under deliver?

They never said 10's stock. They said 10's on slicks. I’ve personally seen Hellcats on slicks to 10's.

Yeah... they teased that 9.65 1/4 mile car that you said couldn’t happen for way too long. Uh huh. Ok.

This just in:

Everyone is like “I wish this 18 year old kid would have died”

Shit, Fuck, Pussy, Cock, Ballsack!

Please tell the class how as a young adult you never did anything super-stupid.

I find it funny that a large percentage of your content is generated by people that you are calling dumb. Yet you can’t figure out how to generate anything better.

I’ve taken three of them to the mid 30K mile range and have never been to the dealership for repair. These cars have never let me down. Never.

But the Jag will depreciate like a stone. Pick it up in 3 years and save yourself a fortune.

Jalop: “I hate lazy, boring automotive design. Make something interesting...”

I find it funny that Jalops unanimously hate Lexus’ styling, and yet every non-Jalop I’ve asked unanimously loves it. I know you guys are weird and love diesel wagons, but damn, you guys are dead wrong on this.

$40K is the sweet spot for this thing. I’d be all over that white one if I was in the market for a “family sedan”