00cyclonefan
comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer
00cyclonefan
Mar 19 2017
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It’s like a woman with a bad bewb job and her nipples don’t line up...at first, you’re like “ooh bewbs” (turbos), but then like “ummmm....”

Mar 18 2017
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The photoshop denial hits it...the proportions are off, but then again, if you stretched the frame and made the bed longer to proportion it out, it’d just be even harder to park...and the wheel arches on the dually bed just look silly that far from the tires with clear indication that they will never get that high. Read more

Mar 17 2017
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15 minutes are up. You are just another internet blowhard that is making this country more divided.

Mar 17 2017
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No, so what’s the answer, though? You were going to enlighten us all...tell us how much better than us all you are. Read more

Mar 17 2017
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Ohh, okay...just hate everyone then. K. Good luck being part of a society? Do you know how to grow your own food, make your own clothes, build your own roads, make your own sanitation system? This cutesy internet hate everyone schtick is neato, but can you actually make it work in real life? Truly get by Read more

Mar 17 2017
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I don’t need a safe space, but if we’re just going to keep calling each other names and demonizing, you’re just going to get more of the same...are you going to be part of the problem, or part of the solution? Are you willing to talk to people you disagree with, or are we going to keep going with the same old yarn Read more

Mar 17 2017
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Yes...what we need is more name calling, demonizing, and generalizing.

Mar 17 2017
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It’s corned beef, what American people trying to seem Irish eat, even though it’s about zero percent Irish. Read more

Mar 17 2017
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Do the rear doors swing open on that? That is like one of the best features of a van, man! The sliding rear doors!

Mar 16 2017
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Pedobear carwash?

Mar 15 2017
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Within reason...worked a telemarketing job back in the telemarketing heyday for 2 summers. Second one, the site leader was a big fan because I wasn’t the normal dope head they had around. One day he was out and a manager...not my manager, but at the same level, was ‘in charge’ and there was “a thing” that happened Read more

Mar 15 2017
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Unfun response: By being the bigger person.

Mar 15 2017
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I can’t speak for everyone else, and I know it feels like everyone posting hates salesmen, but I don’t hate salesmen...I hate a lot of car dealers I’ve dealt with, and unfortunately, their salespeople are a lot of times the poor saps who are merely paid to deal with it. When it’s a well known fact that what I know Read more

Mar 15 2017
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I’m not sure if I have a problem so much with the specific vehicle as I do the over-doing it when everybody without any imagination of their own copies it so they can have their own movie hero car. The confederate flag adorned Charger, the DMC with a bunch of tacked on time travel parts, the ‘82 T/A with a nose kit Read more

Mar 15 2017
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While not in gory details, I’ve come to recognize a pattern in this part of the country that has winter...the first nice day of the spring, watch the news for the story of the motorcyclist killed. Admittedly, sometimes it’s from the 4 wheel drivers that forgot how to see them over the winter, but it’s also from the Read more

Mar 14 2017
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happy times...that’s the one thing that might make this easier...he’s still legitimately happy and active so far...just like his innards aren’t working right. Hopefully he can just go peacefully in the night after a good doggo day.

Mar 14 2017
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Thanks....sorry to post it and poop all over your good mood doggo post, didn’t see it until after I put it up, or woulda waited a while.

Mar 12 2017
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90 miles on the Vespa? No. 90 miles in the Chaser? Definitely. 90 miles in something in between? Depends...