There is a reason why therapy and confession is private and confidential. That's great for him that he got it off his chest, but what everyone else that song affected? If he gave two shits about his kid, he would have taken it up with a shrink. And that the daughter graduated with good grades doesn't automatically…

But we don't know she turned out ok because of him or despite him

Yes, but his kid turned out all right. Maybe he was a crap dad, but he wasn't crap in the way of pushing his kid into the spot light ala Billie Ray Cyrus and Kris Jenner.

True. I had actually forgotten about that song. I just looked up the lyrics and....yikes. Wish I hadn't. He's definitely done some things that I think are shitty. I was mostly referring to the fact that he hasn't pimped his kid out for fame or money every chance he got.

Yeah I would be hesitant to attribute Miss Mathers's success to her father. He may well be a good parent, but he also seems like a pretty abusive husband/partner.

"Hailie Jade Scott Mathers, Eminem's daughter, graduated high school summa cum laude and will be attending Michigan State."

thank you.

I lived in northern China for six months, apart from my boss (who was Mongolian, and only took me to Mongolian places), everyone wanted to take me to American-style fast food places, because "You must be sick of Chinese food by now". And that is how I ate my first KFC in fifteen years on a train through the Mongolian…

I was playing with a Star Wars action figure once and I mishandled it quite terribly. No one was injured because, unlike a gun, it was a fucking toy.

He mentions his parents visiting him several times in his journal, in fact. What his parents didn't do was search his apartment and computer when visiting. As you usually wouldn't for a college-age son.

If it's a huge group, a hole-in-the-wall place can't accommodate 25+ people at once, especially if they have to get them in and out in a certain window so the group can get to the XYZ Museum in time for a scheduled tour. So scale is part of it.

Sometimes tour groups have an obligation to accommodate food allergy…

When my grandma turned 24 we stopped visiting her at the retirement home because she was too decrepit and grotesque.

Putting this gross old lady on my screen instantly killed my boner forever.

Yeah, I love that she followed it up with basically "all the good sports aren't even co-ed in kindergarten levels." Um, I played on a co-ed t-ball team when I was like 7 or 8. Most of the rec leagues are co-ed teams. Even football sometimes. Heck, even high school football teams sometimes have girls on them these…

I liked this:

Yes, because its still important. Luckily things are usually ok, that's why its benign. But its important that you follow up with the pediatrician. Because many babies lose significant weight in their first week of like, and can have jaundice that is so bad it causes lifelong disability. So its important to follow up…

In her defense, freshmen are pretty terrible.

Period. End of story.

Too subtle for good trolling. Try again. 2/10