No apology for us n-words? Oh.

what the fuck kind of movie did he think he was making? he pulls out a barney fife accent with a sideways mohawk and expects... what? apollo 13?

Still waiting on his apology for dissing The Fifth Element.

I have an enormous personal affinity for the Jewish people in general, and those specifically in my life. The Jewish People, persecuted thorough the ages, are the first to hear God's voice, and surely are the chosen people.

Cody Oakes, 25, an operations manager for J.P. Morgan, had been ready to walk out the door with a duffel bag in his hand to go to football practice. (He plays quarterback and wide receiver for the Bellingham Bulldogs, a semi-pro team.) He'd noticed heavily armed police in camouflage marching down the road.

But Lindy, how could you leave out the best song?

The movie totally glosses over the fact that Scar has maintained power by convincing all the lions that their problems are because of the evils of Mufasacare.

Well he certainly tries harder and is far more involved the the older cartoon dads, for sure. But he's a weak monarch. Scar has been a clear and present danger to his family and his throne for years and Mufasa does fuck all about it. Killing for various reasons is clearly okay in this system of governance, why does…

Disney has sucked at dads since Bambi, where Dad literally was a faraway silhouette on a rock and everybody thought that was cool, even after Bambi's mom was gunned down and his home set on fire. And then Bambi also grows up to be a distant dad to his own offspring. AWESOME PRECEDENT SET, MR. DISNEY.

"If, once per day, Barack Obama killed and ate three of my cousins, I'm not sure how long I'd be a registered democrat."

I think what you're looking for is called 4Chan

And her OWN self to, not even someone else's self! CRAZY!!!!

Having a conscience is rough.

"We would be grateful if the customer would give us the dress, so we can investigate how the additional label became attached and whether there are issues which need to be looked into."

We had a customer call in the other day who was refusing to do anything to work with us. If we told her to check something, she said she didn't have it. Finally, we told her to check the back of the monitor, which she of course said wasn't there. The response was "Ma'am, everything has a back." One of my favorites.

I worked for a short while in customer service for an ISP and one day this guy calls (not a customer) and demands that we call his neighbour (a customer) and ask that they disable the password for their w-fi because he could no longer access the Internet since his neighbour enabled password protection. He even…

When I picked back up and explained to her that she had eaten the ice pack but good news, it's non-toxic, she yelled at me for putting her on hold, because she is very busy and doesn't have time to wait on hold. Busy eating ice packs, I guess."

Umm, you can actually be pretty certain - we have a mnemonic for things we like to cover solo with teens: HEADDSS, i.e. home (do they feel safe), education (doing okay in school, show interest in at least one subject), activities (getting enough exercise), drugs/drinking, and sexuality & suicidality/mental health.…

My mom stuck around and actually answered for me when the doctor asked me whether I drank, at age 15 or so. Her answer was incorrect. Thanks, mom. The doctor acknowledged after the fact that she should have kicked my mom out to talk to me alone. Thank goodness I didn't have any horrible abuse/misconceptions about sex…