I had a coworker pull the lesbian thing on a customer once. Well, he was a homeless guy who would buy an ice tea and sit in the cafe we worked at for hours. He used to subject us to his insane theories like how Lady Gaga was actually government mind control and things of that nature. One day he was ranting to my…

"It's a fashion club now," Turney said. "The days of wearing our old workout shorts and ratty T-shirts are over."

What about the customer? I had waitstaff be mean to me once and I want that to be addressed!!

he'd clearly never experienced a blowjob has to count as a manifestation of karma in the grand scheme, so fuck it, we're counting it.

She just seems really annoying and whiny and self righteous to me. Maybe that's just her image but I know I couldn't handle someone who constantly whined about everyone they've ever dated for any amount of time and made everything the other person's fault. That sounds pretty boring and annoying if she's really how she…

And the reality is that for those who do not court the tabloids, it's fucking terrifying. Kristen Bell has a story about coming off a late flight in LAX, with her infant son, and being followed through the airport to her car by a pack of screaming men, which would be very scary. Lorde is saying this man frightens her,…

I love my pets in a probably unhealthy way. Just thinking about losing them upsets me and I'm pretty sure when they pass I will be non-functional for a long time. But I also believe that suffering should be ended. I would absolutely do the same for my family, whether it was an aged parent or a terminally malformed…

I'm with you on the family thing. I took on a responsibly when I got my puppy and I've made many sacrifices for her. I've sacrificed thousands of dollars, furniture, clothing, and even a year of living in France if it meant leaving my dog behind. All worth it fir my girl. The unconditional love and trust that my dog…

About a year ago, my friend's cat went into kidney failure. She could have put the cat in a carrier to go to the vet (which stressed him out every time), to hook him up to a dialysis machine (painful, exhausting and keeping him in one place that he hates), and then shlep him home. All of this would be happening…

It's amazing that anyone would want to be photographed with Lavigne. Granted, I've never been to Brazil, but I assumed they had a 6 hour time difference. I didn't realize it was 2002 down there.

Pets are family to me too. That's actually why I kill them. I'd also kill any one of my human family members if they were in enough pain. In fact, I've sworn to do so. So yeah... fun times ahead.

I understand where you're coming from. But if you've got a pet so sick that every moment of life is pain leading towards their eventual death, wouldn't you want to spare them that pain?

Yes it's a different issue if the problem is something like "we can't afford to fix that broken leg". But humane euthanasia from…

It's a shame that instead of viewing this as corroboration for Egan's allegations, people will somehow decide that this other victim is just jumping on the false accusation bandwagon for funsies.

That's not totally fair. Some are also anti-women.

The only time it's appropriate to talk about the death penalty and abortion is to point out the hypocrisy of the "Pro-Life" movement. A lot of politicians/supporters of "pro-life" bullshit support the death penalty and aggressive military measures overseas. Hence, they are not in fact "pro life" they are anti-abortio…

Because criticism of the judicial practices of one country are blanket approval of all other countries' actions?

That's capitalism for you!

She has game. I remain impressed.

I don't have a problem with Upton either, Lindy. But please for the love of god don't put the poor woman in the Dirtbag headline again. It's like the siren call for the slimiest of the basement dwelling cheese-dicks.

I don't think Kate Upton has what he's looking for.