Pauly D. is in on it you know. Whenever he screamed "Cabs are here!" it was a code for the celebrity cabal that they had to revert to their non-lizard, human form.

In practical terms, they probably want her to stay away so the paparazzi will stop harassing everyone who works in the building.

Apparently they hunt orphans, so kill your parents first.

I feel extremely old right now, because the (terrible!!) Richard Gere gerbil story and the one about Rod Stewart having a gallon of semen pumped from his stomach are nowhere on the list. Those were massive back in the day!

"What path in life led me to this moment, that I am surrounded by smiling white kids? THERE ARE NOT COPS HERE ARE THERE?!?"

This is by a wide margin the most relatable Kayne West has ever been. Seriously, I think this is the first time I have ever been able to look at him and say "yep, this is a perfectly understandable and normal human reaction to his environment."

oh good, then you are totally qualified to talk about a subject you know nothing about!

You can't be serious. Not much of a theater fan I take it? I know theater actors are not typically as famous as movie stars, but Idina was in the original casts of two of the biggest and longest-running shows of all time.

Julie Andrews is a class act. Carrie Underwood "made it her own"? How VERY diplomatic, JA.

Idina was asked about it this morning on Kelly & Michael too. She's being very gracious and charming but has got to be so effing tired of being asked about it. I'm sorry, Elphaba!

Morning people are obnoxious. I prefer still being fun at 10pm, tyvm.

EDIT: Cough cough, whoops, can't detect irony within twenty minutes of waking I guess.

This is just middle-age depressing, which I am now. I miss the days when I just got out of bed, lit a smoke, made a Bodum of heavy-duty coffee and looked at my class schedule for the day. Now it's all bran cereal, complex-brew teas and memorizing twenty vitamins I have to take every morning.

so, this a video game based on sonograms?

Cosigned 100% Especially the part about her getting to decide when/if she wants to be out of the limelight later.

And her abuser may have used her name often and it is just hard for her to hear it.

I'd love to see Jay-Z on that show. And then I'd love to see J pistol whip him in the parking lot afterward.

skeptical? I don't know... I don't think anyone has a right to be skeptical of (almost) anything these women do. After what they went through I can't imagine how you'd find peace. LRL has always sounded as though she is approaching that challenge with positivity and hope.

I think its hilarious that he made up the statistic that 70% of black women have children out of wedlock. Then he proceeded to blame Beyonce smh. When is he going to discuss MTV and Teen mom. Or the fact that he believes women should just stop having sex if they dont want to get pregnant. Black women aren't allowed to…

Wait, wait, wait....you're not saying O'Rielly and his fellow Fox cronies are attacking the President because he's black, are you? AW HELL NO!