I think it's interesting that when someone like James Franco pulls this kind of shit, we're all "lolollll trolling us!" but when it was Amanda Bynes acting... let's call it weird (because it was just straight weird in the beginning), everyone gets all "oooh girl, get you some help!"

To be honest, it's the self-awareness I find most intriguing. There's this sort of dumb oblivious egomania a lot of people see but every once and awhile, I'll read stuff he's written about media and people's reactions and it just seems totally perfectly incisive, on point and self-aware. And through that lens, all…

is it trolling if you have a pathological need for attention? Or is that, like, the definition of a troll?

I have to say, I'm a bit disappointed too. Franco Penis is pretty low on my list of things that I want in my life, but if I hear about some male celebrity posting nudes, I expect to see some dick. It's win-win-win. If it's big, I'll gape, if it's small, I (may) laugh, if it's average I'll just shrug and remind…

really bad customer service here. Don't think they're getting the tip! ZING!

I'll care when its Dave Franco. The connoisseur's preferred Franco.

More to the point, can you promise that in the future you'll satisfy our desire for James Franco penis? Perhaps by posing as a teenage girl online and telling him you've never seen a real one?

I'm sorry but his selfie reminded me of this GIF for some reason.

I am sorry I disappointed you due to a lack of actual James Franco penis. Please keep reading and in the future I promise to do everything I can to make your experience here a pleasant one.

Is anyone into James Franco at this point? He just seems like the epitome of "every asshole you dated in grad school who always made a big point of how he was smarter than you even though you had higher grades.....and he finished fast and then didn't notice you hadn't come and talked about how awesome the sex…

My daughter was a weird food kid. She hated most kid staples; to this day (she's 16) she won't touch ketchup or peanut butter. She also cottoned on to her parents' sarcastic tendencies really young.

Seconded.

*nope

I think Jacob might be my favorite.

I love this one.

This bitchy resting face is the BEST.

Note to self:

"I didn't do a good job tasting that" is probably the best thing ever!

Kids reacting to things is my favorite thing ever because their reactions are so damn honest. It's the same reason I love kids in museums, most of them have no real understanding of the art world/art movements/etc. and so their reactions are great. Plus, sometimes they say the best thing.

I think I've told this story…

At this point the photographer had taken about 40 photos of this adorable little girl sobbing, and we were starting to feel like monsters.