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Seriously. Oh, you want small government that is laissez-faire about the economy and individual rights, but you also want to police the vaginas of every woman in America? You're anti-abortion but don't want to fund pre-school, schools, etc? Morons!

Oh my gaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwd.

This is exactly why the Republican party makes no sense. You cannot be the religious conservative, values first party AND the pro-business free market money first party at the same time.

Without getting in the guy's head or taking any position on Singer's guilt or innocence, I can see:

Sounds like you're doing Chris Rock's joke a pretty big disservice to compare it to this one given the level of social commentary in it. JR is promoting a reality show and had no other purpose than to say something outrageous. Not really the same thing.

True. She's just an unfunny asshole.

My grandpa, who survived Auschwitz and Dachau, used to tell a way better Holocaust joke. It was pretty much identical to this kidnapping joke of Joan Rivers', except it's actually funny. If he went to a shitty restaurant, he would be like, "The food vas better in Auschwitz."

"I know what those girls went through"

"Still young career"?

What part of referring to black Americans as three fifths of a person is colorblind?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so sorry that happened to you. This brave, noble puppy always makes me feel better:

I'm extra mad because I remember reading an article once that was advice about being nice to servers and somebody basically made this exact comment. I'm still so surprised that there is one person out there this upset about "no problem," let alone two.

See I like people like that and I like helping it's like a quest and you are on team find-that-song!

Nevermind children, won't someone please think of the old powerful rich pedos running this industry???

Oh, Barbara, just continue on, vocalizing and legitimizing all the bullshit "defenses" against these types of allegations.

Oh. My. God. Barbara. What. The. Hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.

Yeah, but it means that she's old. And you know that old women need to not exist because they are useless and make boners sad.

I'm just tired of people freaking out about terrorism any time something having to do with airplanes happens. As if there aren't already a shitzillion gaps in airline security and it's all an illusion.

I wonder if he realized he could very easily die. I mean, yes, it's obvious, but sometimes... ... how to put this delicately... people... ... ... really overlook the obvious...

The beauty of being married to a disfellowshiped JDub (Jehovah's Witness) is that everyone in the congregation knows where we live, and knows not to come. And, telling the Mormon's to get the fuck off your property works well.