To both of you — if you really want to reset, maybe you should find a community that doesn't denude and hang out there for a while until it starts to seem normal. (It needs to be a place people spend a lot of time semi-unclothed. ) You'll probably never lose your preference for hairlessness, but it should lose some of…

How did the human race perpetuate itself thousands of years ago if no man will deal with a woman who isn't completely hairless? What a crock.

It's funny that you say this because I was recently in a conversation with a group of very smart, seemingly well-adjusted people (two men and four women), all of whom were absolutely disgusted when I told them I don't shave my legs. I'm even cheating on being radical because my leg hair is completely blond and…

I once got into a full blown argument with a guy friend because he refused to believe that it was conditioning and, instead, was "just right and what people do" for women to be completely hairless all the time. I made a comment about how I won't shave my legs for a few days, or *gasp* even a week in the winter and he…

Sophia says:

I used to work in a Borders book store. Apparently there was a concerted effort by a number of local churches to convert the staff at bookstores, figuring we would then recommend christian literature to our customers and convert them. It was incredibly easy to spot these types because they would always bring the…

At least she's consistent, unlike the conservative multitudes who are anti-choice and pro-death penalty. I can maybe, kind of, sort of, respect that position.

People realize we can like, go into space and see stuff? Far apart from the fact that you don't even need to go into space to observe and calculate the ways in which the planets move.

like being married

you are so right. My sister was my maid of honor. I said, Tell me if you don't want to do it - mom wants me to ask you, I'd love for you to do it, but I can imagine it not being your thing.

Right? This is basically why if I ever marry I will have a small wedding. It will basically be a bomb ass party that I happen to get married at. I pretty much think all wedding traditions are pointless so I don't see a reason to uphold them for no reason other than "tradition", especially if they cost money.

THIS. My husband's bachelor party was ridiculous. They went to baseball game, a steak dinner, and then out drinking all night. One of our guy friends did a weekend at a rented cabin in Wisconsin. If I'd planned something like those, I would've been a bridezilla.

If dress #3 is "only 79 dollars!" (using her own words...) then SHE can pay for the third round.

YES YES YES YES

I'm sorry, but I will take this "bride wars" shit seriously the day men's media outlets release a million competing articles nitpicking groomsman duties and mocking men who ask their friends to do too much/too little or who throw overly conventional/quirky/cheap/expensive/whatever weddings. Weddings are optional and…

Oh, bless your heart. You are excused. As an aside, I didn't realize that people were still starting sentences with "well, excuse me" and ending comments with "BYE FELICIA" so it looks like we've both learned something from this exchange, eh?

"...slept with 200 women...". Er, no. Slept with 200 girls maybe, but as a grown-ass woman I gotta say, I wouldn't fuck this pale, scrawny little child with my cousin's pussy.

Yeah, we should get back to Dirt Bag and Tweet Beat.

I once had a woman corner me when I was working in retail to tell me that I needed God in my life. It was seriously so awkward that I faked getting a phone call (my cell phone was in my pocket). My manager saw this and was obviously like "WTF are you doing taking a call on the sales floor?". When I told her what was…

Jesus take the wheel.