worth a shot.

Except a rather large chunk of the ASD community hate Autism Speaks for treating them like they are diseased.

Don't be rash.

I feel like she literally wants to slap him on the wrist with her copy of Reader's Digest.

I'm reading Brandi Glanville's Drinking and Dating book (don't judge) and she goes on and on about how she gets Botox and fillers so she won't have to get a facelift later on in life as if getting a facelift is mandatory at a certain age. I felt bad for her when I read that reasoning.

I mean, even if they understand that, it'll come back to this weird conservative equation of "you shouldn't say that" with "I am trying to compel you, against your will, to stop saying it on account of I'm Hitler."

I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back, I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back... after it died of an easily preventible disease.

I have no problem criticizing feminism. It has a lot of issues when it comes to intersectionality, for instance. With that said, I don't agree with any of the criticisms that conservative women have against feminists. Conservative women are internalized misogynists. They accept the notions that they're inferior to…

Women like this feel they have (and more often than not do have) a stake in the status quo and do not recognize that they also have a stake in change.

Jesus Christ, are people infuriatingly, willfully stupid about misinterpreting "Ban Bossy." Nobody fucking wants to literally outlaw the use of the word, fuckdroids. They call it that because it's catchy and alliterative. Do you write angry letters to Pringles demanding to know why the fun stopped after you popped? If…

This makes me LIVID.

LIVID.

Well they do it because it really helps all their customers who have trouble with words (as we know they so often do):

Technically, couldn't the students then say that passing the candy around with the wrapper on kept the candy from getting dirty. So, by their own standards,

By the way, just to clarify, "Crispy Chicken Crispers" is an actual menu item at Chili's, which I did not realize until I looked up the menu for this post. I can't even...who the fuck thought that name was a good idea?!

I'm all for gun restrictions for people who take Ambien; that is a crazy-ass drug that makes you do crazy-ass shit you have no recollection of. I had to stop taking Ambien (even though it helped me sleep like nothing has since, and even though tripping is fun) because I was sick of roofie-ing myself every night,…

I was SO confused at these comments until I looked up and realized that I was no longer on Jez. Do with that what you will, deadspinners.

My grandfather and uncle are both preachers and both say that animals don't go to Heaven. I say that they do - based on the fact that in my very rusty Bible school saying something about how Heaven is different for everyone who goes - what could be one person's Heaven could be another person's Hell. And it comforts me…

Also an atheist, so maybe our opinions aren't the most normative, but I kind of wouldn't want to be in the human heaven even if I thought there was one. I mean...I miss my family members that are dead, so that would be cool...but if there are no dogs or cats or horses or bunnies, I'm out. You'll find me in the (much…

Not a member of the Big Three Religions, but I read a lot, and if I recall correctly, St John the Divine said something about seeing many animals in heaven, and St Francis of Assissi was pretty adamant that not only do animals have souls, they are worthy of the afterlife. I realize these are two of the more, erm,…

My wife went to Catholic school as a kid. She often tells the story of how she started hating it because her cat had died and one of the nuns at school told her the next day her cat would not go to heaven. She's still mad at that nun. Who even does that? If a kid's pet just dies, even if they directly ask if you…