Oh, tweets and insta hasn’t worked for me on jez for about 6 mo now.

That profile of them in yesterday’s morning dirt bag was great. It really showed how their relationship has endured so long- they both sacrifice and compromise for each other, and are super supportive and loving of each other. Definitely #relationshipgoals, in the best way.

This whole story made me really appreciate my mom & dad.

Same. We have the most aggressively cuddly cat I’ve ever met. He purrs like a jackhammer and will climb all over you, nuzzling whatever you’re holding out of your hands until you have both appendages free for pets. Then he rolls all over your chest/face/neck area, purring wildly as you suffocate under his love. He…

Also, like, maybe he doesn’t want to have to take every shitty acting gig that comes his way. Maybe working at Trader Joe’s allows him to be selective about where he does his “art,” and to choose projects he’s passionate about rather than acting to make a buck (which, for the record, is also perfectly fine. Just look…

A lot of the people I know who claim that cats are just mean or hate them also don’t really see their cats as pets in the same way they do their dogs. Like people who have barn cats or mostly just outdoor cats, and then complain that their cats aren’t cuddly. Well yeah, it spends 90% of its time living like a wild…

I love this, because as someone who loves both cats and dogs I think it works both ways. I think the way cats ignore our silly commands and demands is a sign of higher intelligence, but at the same I would say that I think the average 3 year old is much smarter than most 42 year olds that I’ve met.

Yes, that’s right, it’s why all the lesbians dress to impress straight men.

But I feel like etsy would have you covered.

Did you just call me a brain? Like a villain from a John Hughes movie?

As someone who grew up in the East Lansing area, there are just so many excellent reasons to burn MSU down, it’s really hard to pick just one.

Sometimes I look at my FUPA and think it’s actually quite sexy: it provides additional curves (curves are an area I need all the help I can get in) and it makes me feel like a beautiful womanly Botticelli painting.

Pssst...I live in a part of America that regularly sees deer, black bears, and coyotes wander through. Humans can survive living near big scary things.

I felt like the Amma angle was practically shouted at me, but I ignored it because Amma is a young girl, and *that’s* the point.

I really enjoyed this show, and honestly the pacing of it (with the exception of the episode where Camille does drugs with Amma, that one felt unnecessary). But then, as I said in a different thread, I don’t really watch/read straight mysteries much, I much prefer “mysteries as a vehicle to examine the disturbed mind…

it’s obvious that the entire show was simply a vehicle for a BIG TWIST ending

As someone who has been passionate about animal rights for my entire life, nothing frustrates me more than the fact that PETA became the leader of that movement.

The same people who want to fight for their right to carry a gun everywhere are claiming that obviously this was premeditated because this guy brought a gun ahead of time. I saw a comment on a Fox page where someone basically said, “banning guns won’t help, this guy brought the gun with him ahead of time for the…

This motherfucker went from baltimore to Jacksonville with a pistol just in case he lost a game.

YES. We have such a hard time accepting things that are more complicated than just Good or Bad. And we also have a hard time letting other people feel differently without taking it as an attack on our own position.