With 10 days to spare, I got a totally covered IUD on my mom’s health insurance plan before my 26th birthday. I was worried that when I go on my crappy new plan from Obamacare my regular birth control wouldn't be covered. Now, no babies for five years!!

Does anyone else think it is so so weird all the Kardashian-Jenner clan posts on his birthday are old photos? Like “Wow Rob you were so skinny and great seven years ago. Miss you!”

I unironically purchased Kimojis recently and it brings me great happiness to use the butt emoji today.

What is she famous for? -Signed: An Old Who Is Not That Old

This is the year I discovered all Girl Scout cookies taste like shit, and coworkers only give $5 to keep the peace at the office. Next year, I'll just give them money.

Have you heard love on the brain? ANTI is chock full of beautiful tracks that show off her voice

We woke up my GSP pit mix to give her treats! (This pic is from forever ago but she was v excited)

I really really hate that hat though. Was that shit approved or a *kYliE tOuCh*?? I think it brings down the level of this attempted coordination

That my boyfriend was not a drug addict (he was on crack/cocaine)

I’m taking this too seriously but there actually WAS a mention of the dogs this week on their website (which I do not subscribe to!). Saw it on buzzfeed. Kylie and Jenna Marbles read mean tweets about their dogs.

My right wing friend really tried “that clock was totally phony” defense and I called him out on it and he admitted he was just jealous Ahmed got to meet the president for something he could have done in high school. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ cool story I know.