Fuck suicide. I lost a relative to it as a child. Last year, I lost a lover to it. When I see news about a famous person ending their own life, I always think of him. Of course, I think of him a lot anyway.

I am going to fuck you with great rigor.

Probably to get a hand job from a radio actress in the back bar.

The average man marries a woman who is slightly less intelligent than he is. That's why many brilliant women never marry.

All I learned from this is that Modern Bride mentioned female orgasms before Playboy did.

The husband should not forget during intercourse to tell his wife how much he loves her, how wonderful he thinks she is, how much delight she is bringing him.

it seems as though this woman has never worked retail before. Let me tell you how horrifying fitting rooms are. In my 2 years as a fitting room attendant (only working after school to its not like I even did this full time) I have witnessed:

"All Pauline says she wanted was a little customer service."

I just remember working in retail during college and all the "returns" with blood on them: sheets, towels, pants, blouses, handbags, to say nothing of underfugs. Returns accepted, no questions asked. Barf.

From a customer service standpoint, I agree, maybe not handled super well BUT if Pauline didn't notice the stains until she was pulling the bottoms off, it can't be expected that the staff in the store would have immediately noticed the stains when they were putting the garment away, either, right? It's possible the…

Surprise! Humans are gross. The six employees in the store at any given time can't check the 6000 pieces of clothing floating around the store with hundreds of people coming in and out the door.

I am totally surprised this doesn't happen MORE! I have found skid marks on bargain bin boxer shorts.

I'm sorry, but what exactly was she looking for from Victoria's Secret after it happened?

That's what my gynecologist said to me.

Stop trying to make thigh gaps happen, its never gonna happen.

And, sometimes, just because you're a victim doesn't been you've been absolved from all responsibility.

This isn't about race. For once, let it not be about race, because it isn't. It's about mental illness in the community, guns and unspeakable tragedy. Plenty of race issues to pick on; this is not one.

Well, to be fair, most of the mass murderers we have to study are white guys. So. You know.

I think the friend needs to shut the fuck up about the foster kids. And the rape victim's friend? Cut that bitch loose. Life is too short for friends who can't be there during the rough times.

I sometimes think we need a new set of words (for addict), because there really is a vast difference between someone who has selected an unhealthy coping mechanism and someone who will break into their mom's house and steal her heirloom jewelry in order to get high.