I hate men and double standards. THEEEEEE EEEEEEND

Cue the wave of Christians screaming OMG I'M SO GLAD HE'S BEEN OUSTED BECAUSE CHRISTIANITY IS NOTHING LIKE THAT

No, never.

I still choose to believe Taye followed me because I am special

The vast vast vast vast majority of the time I don't but in this case I was feeling bored and playful and also extremely aggravated in general at the dudes who do this.

No clue my friend, nooooo clue

How about okcupid? Or are we not doing that anymore. Anyway, dudes keep finding ways to ask if they can put their dead dick in me

The NFL kind of reminds of those dudes who say they "love women" because they love to have sex with them.

wait wait wait wait wait, I got one. "I'm tone deaf, white to the point of clueless, and never apologize for writing and saying shitty things?"

My guess is that they may have even shopped this woman's application around to several clinics until they got one to slip up.

Fuck Christians.

"bitches be crazy" aahhh yes ok was pretty sure you'd reveal yourself eventually

Condoms break, are expensive and sometimes inaccessible to poor rural women, rape happens etc etc etc etc

I'm a server at an extremely popular sports pub—you know, the type of fun festive atmosphere where people go with their friends and are constantly updating on social media—and I find this list highly suspect. Whether I'm serving, bartending, or hostessing I never have observed or been asked to take group photos more…

Fuck this, fuck "husky" men (no, not literally). Y'all don't see them celebrating bigger women out there do ya?

What, you ladies don't wash your face with Summer's Eve? Pfft.

What, is this the part where I'm supposed to say that yeah, I totally would because money is all that matters while pretending Paris didn't have to routinely humiliate herself to "earn" that kind of cash?

At the very least she hasn't doggedly pursued celebrity like her sister, so she has my respect for that at least.

whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa basic bitches in Seattle do NOT work at Amazon, in fact that don't really work at all, and they marry the tech guy so they can get their nails done and drink Starbucks all day on the Eastside after getting a tan at Bellevue Square. Source: me, tech reporter, Seattle girl who lived in Bellevue…

Right, so a verbal disagreement with an officer merits being slammed to the ground? ok.