*yawn* Another thread where Jezebel readers once again prove themselves to be reactionary, contrarian assholes. Over it.

And you know why you'd beg to fuck someone like me? I have a gorgeous face, full curves, a nice body, I'm accomplished, intelligent, have a wonderful career, I'm among the funniest people you've ever met, I'm warm, charismatic and friendly to everyone around me, I'm an amazing artist and cook and athlete, I'm in short…

Nope, I just know my physical worth and I won't allow you to question it just because it'd be a convenient excuse for you to dismiss me, you small minded ass.

Oh yes, because I defended her I must be fat too, that's a new one.

You'd beg to fuck someone like me.

Dude her health is literally ABSOLUTELY NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. You have made enormous assumptions about her life, her happiness, her body. And for what? To play the I'M RIGHT AND YOU'RE WRONG game? YOU ARE LITERALLY JUST FIGHTING HER ON THIS TO BE RIGHT ON THE INTERNET, NOT BECAUSE YOU GIVE A SOLID FUCK ABOUT ANYTHING…

Get some fucking reading comprehension.

No, that is not what happened. Casey is my friend and I was on Twitter when he posted it, I was among the first to report it. It'd already been funded several times over at that point.

Yeah Max is a friend of mine...he's not someone you want to be quoting on this trust me.

Just copying and pasting a Twitter convo is news you can get paid to write now, apparently.

And let's not forget Unit 731.

If we wanted a snark free version of anything, we wouldn't be here at Jezebel.

You guys have also posted that Skyrim quest marker before; that's a creation of mine from last year.

They can be seen when an NPC uses the alchemy table, even if they're not actually in the game.

Someone did give you a list, idiot.

Thank you, that encapsulates the rational person's viewpoint on this perfectly.

Gonna have to agree. Half of this shit wouldn't seem nearly as nauseating if the writer wasn't so intent on deifying Seinfeld. He makes the writing process sound like it's this sacred magical thing when he, as a writer, should know that it's ANYTHING but.

*yawn* anything that starts out with "not to be sexist" always, always is.

...Jessica Simpson is a bridesmaid for her best friend Cacee and you can only describe it as "Donald Faison's wedding"? Is that bad reporting or just being rude?

Cosmo the God isn't the government. No one's "free speech" is being silenced.

Given the vast amount of people helped by drugs and the vast amount of people who still need to go on them, just shut the fuck up about pharmaceuticals.