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    Wish I could afford to upgrade. My boyfriend and I would like to get married some day, but the dark cloud of a past (never worn) engagement ring lurks over us.

    @MadFab: Well, plus, I found it fairly obvious that this wasn't some kind of misogynist making a poor analogy because they felt sorry for themselves (like, say, Jon Gosselin, who used that analogy when he was supposedly robbed), she was describing a situation rather accurately.

    @EmilyTimbol: I know that I would never be able to act out a scene like that without feeling some of that violation that she was describing. I have a feeling she's more empathetic about this than others might like to believe.

    @Definer-not-defined: As a post-PTSD survivor of sexual abuse, sexual assault, and a person who used to burst into tears and leave the room if rape was even mentioned, I actually thought her description was pretty valid.

    @MadFab: "deciding to take her original comments the wrong way". Agreed. Key word here is "deciding".

    @curiousgeorgiana: I feel kind of on the fence about this one. I know I'm "supposed" to hate her for having used the analogy in the first place, but I actually thought it was a pretty good description of the outright violation that some of these paparazzi cause. Of course, it doesn't have the severity of rape and the

    That is one heck of a celeb apology. You just don't seem 'em take full responsibility like that.

    @MizJenkins: Good call, that smile is very similar. She's so outrageous!

    My God it's stunning how beautiful she was. Anyone else seeing Keira Knightly in her face? '

    @la.donna.pietra: I have recipes for a few other versions too, ones with a more solid crust encasing. The caramel is a nice touch though.

    @HannahBethD: That is awesome. And if you can squeeze my name in there somewhere too that would be great.

    As much as I hate fake-complainers, I hate even more the idea that we secretly all just want tons of attention poured on us, no matter what kind. Some of us are born with things that are perceived as conventionally attractive, but resent being valued for it.

    @la.donna.pietra: And just because you like pie does not mean you're left out of the bite size fun. I present:

    Wow where to begin. It's very hard to believe that the slogan didn't come from a place of hate when the person turned around and called the complainer a "fat cunt". Aren't you impressed with how she flipped it, though? "I'm not the hater, YOU'RE the hater." Might have worked if not for the Twitter comment. What is a

    @Valkyrie607: Erase the wine part for me, and add in Boone's Farm. I'm classy like that.

    @honeybrown1976: Can you believe it started before I even got into the theater? I heard them behind me as I was buying my tickets and concessions. It was unbearable.

    @lowkeylo: No amount of coddling oneself into believing that materialism can be about creativity will convince me that this movie wasn't culturally insensitive. Just because that aforementioned might be the plot line of countless movies does not make it any more acceptable. "Everyone is doing it" is never an

    @lowkeylo: What criticism? Carrie made one off handed comment about how it was as if the men "wanted to silence them". That was about it. It skimmed over the entire issue as daintily as Carrie's eye line skims over her collection of shoes in the morning.