"having had an orangutan rudely thrust his penis into my ear"

@laurasaurus: I personally feel that has to do with "the rules"—the MIB/Smokey can only kill those who are un-repentant when it comes to their sins. Eko was killed after defiantly saying he was not sorry for the things he did in his youth to survive. Richard was spared, and Richard also was deeply sorry for the crime…

Funny, the best way to get media attention is to, oh I dunno, throw your teenage son out because of attracted media attention.

@femme-bot: And it's none of your business whether or not someone has the time, and your opinion as to whether or not they could do more is irrelevant in the scheme of their life. Period. None of their life, including their lack of exercise, is any of your business. That includes smoking as well. You're not their…

@femme-bot: It's not your business to assess if they're pretending their sedentary lifestyle is anything but sedentary. You're not them. Unless you're with them 24/7 and know what's going on in their head, you couldn't ever have the information necessary to assess whether or not they're "pretending a sedentary…

@Ajh: Exactly. If there's anything my illness continues to teach me, it's that we Just Don't Know. You have no idea what another person is doing with their life or what they're going through, so it's not our place to judge, no matter HOW clear cut and transparent the situation appears to be.

@Tchotchke: I'm just puzzled why so many Jezebel readers would never body snark, yet think its okay to judge other people's lifestyles and whether or not are doing what they should be. I just don't think it's any of our place to say "Well, you're not doing enough of x,y,z. Why don't you go change yourself now to live…

@femme-bot: Again, I don't think it's any of our place to judge that any more than it's our place to judge overweight people for being overweight. Who are we to tell anyone to do anything? You're not them. How can you just sit there and say "You're not living up to my expectation of activity?" It's just as harmful as…

@Tchotchke: I just don't think it's yours or anyone else's business to assess whether another person is doing all they can to get in shape. It's none of our business what their weight is, so why is it our business how much exercise they're getting and whether or not they're being truthful or realistic about how…

@femme-bot: I'm just saying you have no idea if it's unrealistic or not for them. Unless you live with them and walk in their shoes, you have no idea how realistic it is vs. how realistic they say it is. It's not really our business to assess other people's lives and sum it up as "well you need to change this". We're…

@femme-bot: Why is it not okay to judge someone for their weight, but its totally okay to judge them as lazy when you're not them and don't walk in their shoes? Why is it okay to shift that judgment? If it's none of our business what someone does with their body, then how is it any of our places to judge how much time…

@norbizness: Nah, maybe just one that prompted some to be snotty to the other readers.

@Tchotchke: While I mostly agree with you, "you can do it, you're just being too lazy" is probably not the best message to send.

That "no particular diet" part IS troublesome. When I was taking hour-long walks every other day, I didn't lose a bit of weight, in fact, I gained. I wasn't on "any particular diet" except chocolate chip cookies and a six pack of beer before bed. Now, I do half hours on the elliptical or long walks five times a week,…

Stop the insanity, Susan. Stop pretending your opinion is relevant to someone else's body.

Glad I made it in time to defend Red Velvet and Key Lime's honor, but damn, am I glad I missed the last round, cake-wise. German Chocolate vs Funfetti is just not fair.

Not using girls under sixteen doesn't seem like much of a sacrifice when you can get an over-16 girl to achieve the same look with ED.

@A Small Turnip: And apparently not only is he vile, hateful, homophobic (and not to mention the very definition of misogynistic) he can't even write a 'joke' that makes sense. WTF does Jake have to do with Heath's death? The remark would have been better suited for Mary Kate Olson and even then it wouldn't have made…

Oh and apparently, Julia Roberts is baby Jesus.

I love Mo'Nique, but it seems silly to tell everyone to mind their own business, while...not minding her own business.